Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? A: Apparently they make you look hard.

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Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!

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An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

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Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra. Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.

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