A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. "How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"

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Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra? A: Mycoxaflopin.

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Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory? The police are looking for some hardened criminals!

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Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!

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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!

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