Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? A: One cup and you're up all night.

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Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!

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An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!

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An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

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