Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!

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Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, "Give him two Viagra." Nurse asks, "Do you think that will help?" Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!"

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An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

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Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory? The police are looking for some hardened criminals!

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