Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.

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Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra? A: Mycoxaflopin.

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An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

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Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!

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An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.” The doctor said, “That won’t do you any good.” The elderly gentleman said, “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”

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