Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!

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An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

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Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.

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Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!

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A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra. Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.

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