Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.

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Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!

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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!

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When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...

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Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

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