Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!

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Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra? A: Mycoxaflopin.

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Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.

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A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. "How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"

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