Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra? A: Mycoxaflopin.

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A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar and offers to sell him contraband Viagra for 100 Egyptian pounds. The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it." The stranger says, "How about 20?" The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it." The stranger says, "How about 10?" The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it." The stranger says, "Listen, these pills cost $10 each in the U.S. How can you say they're not worth it?" The Egyptian man says, "Oh, the pills are worth it my wife isn't."

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Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!

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Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.

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