Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.

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A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. "How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"

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Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, "Give him two Viagra." Nurse asks, "Do you think that will help?" Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!"

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Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? A: Niagara Falls.

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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!

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