Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory? The police are looking for some hardened criminals!

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An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

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Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.

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Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.

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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.

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