A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. "How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"

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Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.

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Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra? A: Mycoxaflopin.

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Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.

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An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

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