Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory? The police are looking for some hardened criminals!

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Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra? A: Mycoxaflopin.

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Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

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An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

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Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.

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