Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!

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Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!

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Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.

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A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. "How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"

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Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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