When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...

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Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.

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A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. "How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"

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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!

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Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? A: One cup and you're up all night.

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