Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? A: Niagara Falls.

 24933

10  

Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!

 1515

1  

Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? A: Apparently they make you look hard.

 34365

15  

Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

 806

0  

An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.” The doctor said, “That won’t do you any good.” The elderly gentleman said, “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”

 843

0