Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.

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An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

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Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

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Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory? The police are looking for some hardened criminals!

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Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, "Give him two Viagra." Nurse asks, "Do you think that will help?" Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!"

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