Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.

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An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

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Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!

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An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

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Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? A: Apparently they make you look hard.

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