Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.

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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.

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Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.

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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

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