Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!

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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

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Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.

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