A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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What do you do for exercise?
I lift weights.
What do you do for cardio?
I lift weights faster.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
