What do you do for exercise?
I lift weights.
What do you do for cardio?
I lift weights faster.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
