I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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