Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
