Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
