Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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What do you do for exercise?
I lift weights.
What do you do for cardio?
I lift weights faster.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
