Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!

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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.

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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.

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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.

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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.

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