No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.

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I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.

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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.

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What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.

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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.

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