I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

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Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.

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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.

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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.

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