I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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I do two hours of cardio every day.
But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Redbull doesn't give you wings.
Lat pulldowns do.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
