I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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