I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.

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Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.

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Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.

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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.

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