I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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