What do you do for exercise?
I lift weights.
What do you do for cardio?
I lift weights faster.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!
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Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
