A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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I do two hours of cardio every day.
But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
