A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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What do you do for exercise?
I lift weights.
What do you do for cardio?
I lift weights faster.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
