Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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No time for gym?
Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
