What do you do for exercise?
I lift weights.
What do you do for cardio?
I lift weights faster.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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No time for gym?
Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
