Teacher: Your behaviour reminds me of square root of 2? Student: Why? Teacher: Because its’ completely irrational.

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An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black." "No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black." The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears black from here."

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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.

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Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...

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Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.

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