Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi. 327 0
Q: How do mathematicians induce good behavior in their children? A: "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..." 266 0
Son: Dad, it's so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees. 260 0
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution? 244 0
