Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
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First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
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The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?" The first one replies, "I don't know." The second one replies, "I don't know either." The third replies, "Yes."
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