Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ?
He had to work it out with a pencil...
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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There is no logical foundation of mathematics, and Gödel has proved it!
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Two statisticians go bird hunting.
The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet.
The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet.
They both give each other a high-five and say "Got it!"
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So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer.
At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?"
Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
