Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!

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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.

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Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.

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Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!

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A statistician's wife had twins. He was delighted. He rang the minister who was also delighted. "Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister. "No," replied the statistician. "Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."

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