If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left?
A million dollars minus 75 cents.
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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help.
Helium doesn't react.
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How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator.
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Q: What's a polygon?
A: A dead parrot.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
