Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!

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There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.

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The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me." "Can you tell me what comes after three?" "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven," answers little Johnny. "Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?" "A jack," answers little Johnny.

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Q: How do mathematicians induce good behavior in their children? A: "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."

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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

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