Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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