Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself?
A: Because nobody understood him.
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A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
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"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague.
"Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
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A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ?
The logician replies: "yes".