I used to think maths was useless, but then one day I realised that decimals had a point.

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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.

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Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.

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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.

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Once you go asian you never miss an equation.

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