Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'" Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
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Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
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Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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