Johnny, if you had 5$ and you asked your father for 3$ more, how many dollars would you have?
I would have five dollars...
You don't know your arithmetic, Johnny...
You don't know my father, Mrs. Mutch...
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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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What did one math book say to the other math book?
"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.
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A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ?
The logician replies: "yes".
