Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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Two random variables were talking in a bar.
They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
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So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer.
At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?"
Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: Because she couldn't find the 11