A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

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What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.

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Math tells us three of the saddnest love stories: 1)Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever. 2)Parallel lines who were never meant to meet. 3)Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

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A statistician's wife had twins. He was delighted. He rang the minister who was also delighted. "Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister. "No," replied the statistician. "Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."

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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.

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