2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
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If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.
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What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.
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