Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!

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Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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A statistician's wife had twins. He was delighted. He rang the minister who was also delighted. "Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister. "No," replied the statistician. "Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."

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...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."

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