Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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Student: What’s infinity? Math Teacher: Think of a number. Student: Okay, I’ve got one. Teacher: Good. That’s not it.
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Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
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Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
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