What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.
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Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with "How much is two plus two?" The engineer excused himself, and made a series of measurements and calculations before returning to the board room and announcing, "Four." The physicist was next interviewed, and was asked the same questions. Before answering the last question, he excused himself, made for the library, and did a great deal of research. After a consultation with ... read more
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