Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Johnny, if you had 5$ and you asked your father for 3$ more, how many dollars would you have? I would have five dollars... You don't know your arithmetic, Johnny... You don't know my father, Mrs. Mutch...
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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