Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!

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Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!

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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.

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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.

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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.

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