Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.

I used to think maths was useless, but then one day I realised that decimals had a point.

Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!

A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that ... read more

What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.