Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.

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What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"

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E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

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