I used to think maths was useless, but then one day I realised that decimals had a point.

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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.

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A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space. "How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk. "My head's spinning," the engineer confesses. "How can you develop any intuition for thirteen-dimensional space?" "Well, it's not even difficult. All I do is visualize the situation in n-dimensional space and then set n = 13."

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Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!

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First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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