Teacher: "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus four?" Class: "At once!"

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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.

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Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.

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Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.

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A chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist comes up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."

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