"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."

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Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.

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Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!

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...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."

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Two statisticians go bird hunting. The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet. The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet. They both give each other a high-five and say "Got it!"

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