Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.

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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.

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Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply

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I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.

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How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.

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