What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
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Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
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Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
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Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
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Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'" Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
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