If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
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The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?"
The first one replies, "I don't know."
The second one replies, "I don't know either."
The third replies, "Yes."
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Teacher: "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.
How much is six plus four?"
Class: "At once!"
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Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
