Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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The teacher asked Willy, "If you have seven cookies and Billy asks you for three, how many cookies have been left with you?"
Willy immediately answered, "Seven!"
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Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
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First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
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A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
