Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11

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I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.

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...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."

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A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

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If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.

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