Teacher: Your behaviour reminds me of square root of 2? Student: Why? Teacher: Because its’ completely irrational.

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Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.

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"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?" "One dollar." answered little Johnny. "You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed. Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my daddy."

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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!

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