Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11

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What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.

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How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.

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Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply

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Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.

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