Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.

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First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.

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How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.

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What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.

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