A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."

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Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.

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Once you go asian you never miss an equation.

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Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.

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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!

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