Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
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Dear Maths,
Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
