Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.

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Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.

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Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.

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"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."

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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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