A statistician's wife had twins.
He was delighted.
He rang the minister who was also delighted.
"Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister.
"No," replied the statistician.
"Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."
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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help.
Helium doesn't react.
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Johnny, if you had 5$ and you asked your father for 3$ more, how many dollars would you have?
I would have five dollars...
You don't know your arithmetic, Johnny...
You don't know my father, Mrs. Mutch...
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Q. What mode do you use in maths?
A. Multi-plyers.
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Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
