I love math - it makes people cry.
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Son: Dad, it's so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees.
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Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
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