Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell." The philosopher th ... read more
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Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
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Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
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Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
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Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
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