Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help.
Helium doesn't react.
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Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
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Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
