A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her. The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."

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Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.

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Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...

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How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Old mathematicians never die - they just lose some of their functions.

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