You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.

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Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.

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E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

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Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!

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Son: Dad, it's so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees.

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