Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.
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Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
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What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black." "No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black." The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears black from here."
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