E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."

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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...

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Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!

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