The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?"
The first one replies, "I don't know."
The second one replies, "I don't know either."
The third replies, "Yes."
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
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Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
