Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Q: How do mathematicians induce good behavior in their children?
A: "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
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What did one math book say to the other math book?
"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
