Two statisticians go bird hunting.
The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet.
The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet.
They both give each other a high-five and say "Got it!"
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Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
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Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A:Because you can't drink and derive...
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
