Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
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Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
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