How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!

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Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...

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Q: How do mathematicians induce good behavior in their children? A: "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."

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Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!

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