Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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What is 6.9?
A great thing ruined by a period.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
