E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
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What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
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Q: How do mathematicians induce good behavior in their children? A: "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
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Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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