What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.

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Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

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Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.

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Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...

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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.

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