If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left?
A million dollars minus 75 cents.
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Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
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Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?
A:Because seven ate nine.
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A statistician's wife had twins.
He was delighted.
He rang the minister who was also delighted.
"Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister.
"No," replied the statistician.
"Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."
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I used to think maths was useless, but then one day I realised that decimals had a point.
