Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right ... read more
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Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
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