A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."

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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...

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How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.

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How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.

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