A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.

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E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

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Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."

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