Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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Once you go asian you never miss an equation.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!

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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!

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How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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