Math tells us three of the saddnest love stories:
1)Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
2)Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
3)Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Son: Dad, it's so cold in here!
Father: Go stand in the corner.
Son: Why?
Father: The corner is 90 degrees.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
