Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
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Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.
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