Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
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Teacher: "Are you good at math?" Pupil: "Yes and no." Teacher: "What do you mean?" Pupil: "Yes, I'm no good at math!"
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Teacher: Your behaviour reminds me of square root of 2? Student: Why? Teacher: Because its’ completely irrational.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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