What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.

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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.

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Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?

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Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.

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E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

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