Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?
A:Because seven ate nine.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
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First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
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The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?"
The first one replies, "I don't know."
The second one replies, "I don't know either."
The third replies, "Yes."
