A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help.
Helium doesn't react.
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A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
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Teacher: "Are you good at math?"
Pupil: "Yes and no."
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Pupil: "Yes, I'm no good at math!"
