Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
247
0
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
222
0
There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
235
0
A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help.
Helium doesn't react.
261
0
Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.