"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague.
"Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
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The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?"
The first one replies, "I don't know."
The second one replies, "I don't know either."
The third replies, "Yes."
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Q: What's a polygon?
A: A dead parrot.
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
A: He didn't count with this...
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
