How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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DEPT OF STATISTICS: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve. DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind. DEPT OF HISTORY: All students get the same grade they got last year. DEPT OF RELIGION: Grade is determined by God. DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY: What is a grade? LAW SCHOOL: Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A. DEPT OF MATHEMATICS: Grades are variable. DEPT OF LOGIC: If and only if the student ... read more
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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