Q: How do mathematicians induce good behavior in their children? A: "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.
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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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