"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague.
"Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
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Teacher: "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.
How much is six plus four?"
Class: "At once!"
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What is the shortest mathematicians joke?
Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
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How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator.
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If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.
