Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
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Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
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Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70?
Because 69 is such a mouthful.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
