Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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Student: What’s infinity?
Math Teacher: Think of a number.
Student: Okay, I’ve got one.
Teacher: Good. That’s not it.
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Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
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Q: What's a polygon?
A: A dead parrot.
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Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
