A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her. The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."

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Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!

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Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!

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Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.

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Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.

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