One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch:
"My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
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Teacher: "Are you good at math?"
Pupil: "Yes and no."
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Pupil: "Yes, I'm no good at math!"
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Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
