Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.

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A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space. "How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk. "My head's spinning," the engineer confesses. "How can you develop any intuition for thirteen-dimensional space?" "Well, it's not even difficult. All I do is visualize the situation in n-dimensional space and then set n = 13."

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I used to think maths was useless, but then one day I realised that decimals had a point.

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Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!

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Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.

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