Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.

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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11

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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...

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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.

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A statistician's wife had twins. He was delighted. He rang the minister who was also delighted. "Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister. "No," replied the statistician. "Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."

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