The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!

A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that ... read more