What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"

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Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.

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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.

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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11

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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.

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