Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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Q: How do mathematicians induce good behavior in their children? A: "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
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Son: Dad, it's so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
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