Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
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If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
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Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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