How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help.
Helium doesn't react.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.