Q: How do mathematicians induce good behavior in their children? A: "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
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What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with "How much is two plus two?" The engineer excused himself, and made a series of measurements and calculations before returning to the board room and announcing, "Four." The physicist was next interviewed, and was asked the same questions. Before answering the last question, he excused himself, made for the library, and did a great deal of research. After a consultation with ... read more
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If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.
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