Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply

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Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

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Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.

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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.

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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.

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