"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."

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Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!

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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11

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Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!

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A chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist comes up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."

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