What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
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Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'" Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
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Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
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What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.
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Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
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