Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
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A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
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Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
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