Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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I used to think maths was useless, but then one day I realised that decimals had a point.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.
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