What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
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What did one math book say to the other math book?
"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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There is no logical foundation of mathematics, and Gödel has proved it!
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Math tells us three of the saddnest love stories:
1)Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
2)Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
3)Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help.
Helium doesn't react.
