Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
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Student: What’s infinity? Math Teacher: Think of a number. Student: Okay, I’ve got one. Teacher: Good. That’s not it.
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There is no logical foundation of mathematics, and Gödel has proved it!
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How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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