What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."

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Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."

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Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?" "Well, at least you tried..."

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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!

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