A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns to her and says "Hey how bout it. You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money." She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch."

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One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.

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'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!

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Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."

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