According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes.
And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
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Woman: When you're finished with me, will my husband think I'm beautiful?
Beautician: Maybe.
Does he still drink a lot?
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Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband:
"So, how do I look?"
"Well, at least you tried..."
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One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
