According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby. He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered." When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?" His wife confessed, "Not this time."
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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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