Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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My eyelids are so sexy, I can't keep my eyes off them.
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright, but after a few months he gets lonely. The pig starts to look more and more attractive, soft, pink flesh, round buttocks. But every time this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his leg. Very frustrating. One day the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns out to be a dinghy, cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman, unconsc ... read more
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