A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series: "Look, how much he loves her…" "Yes. But do you know how much he's being paid for that?"
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What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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