Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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