Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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