Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.

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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.

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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.

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