What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.

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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.

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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.

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