Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.

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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.

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What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.

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A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series: "Look, how much he loves her…" "Yes. But do you know how much he's being paid for that?"

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