Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second gu ... read more
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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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How many mexicans does it take to build... Oh shit, They're done!
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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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