Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.

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How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.

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Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.

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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.

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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.

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