A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.

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Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.

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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.

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