What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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