Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing. 483 0
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it. 436 0
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves. 403 0
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road. 390 0