What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.

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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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