I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?
There was only two vans.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why?
Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
