What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.

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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.

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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.

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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.

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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.

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