Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing. 505 0
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves. 420 0
Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks. 417 0
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder. 457 0
