How many mexicans does it take to build... Oh shit, They're done!
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.
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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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