Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.

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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.

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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

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