Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.

There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a ... read more

Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.

How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.