What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping business south of the border. They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and opened for business. By noon the first day, they both noticed that while everyone was watching, no one was buying tickets. Jack told John to go up and jump, so everyone could see how much fun it was, and then they would buy tickets and try it. John jumped, almost reached the ground, and sprang back up. Jack saw that his shirt was torn and his hair was mussed. John came down again and sprang back up. This time he had several br ... read more
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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