What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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How many mexicans does it take to build... Oh shit, They're done!
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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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