There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
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