What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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