How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.

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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.

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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.

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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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