Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.

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A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.

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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.

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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.

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