Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town's cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table. The time was right to make a move. The ranger ... read more
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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