Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
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