Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
