Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.

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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.

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Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders

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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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