A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.

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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.

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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.

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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

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