Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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