Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.

There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop

How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What’s in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We’ll just see about that – get off the bike!" The guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man’s shoulders, and lets him cross the border. The next ... read more

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.