How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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