Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?
A: Borders
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
