Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.

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Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.

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