A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.

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How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r

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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.

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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

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