How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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