What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at a famous local restaurant. The waiter tells them they have a delicious special every Sunday, so the couple orders the special. With great fanfare, the waiter brings out a large silver serving platter with two huge steaming rounds of meat, juices dripping. It smells delicious and tastes even better. The couple is delighted with their meal, and the husband asks the waiter what fabulous meat was in the dish. "Senor," he explains, "each Saturday night, we have the bullfights, and that was the bull's balls you ate." The couple is a bit t ... read more
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A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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