What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a ... read more
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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