What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at a famous local restaurant. The waiter tells them they have a delicious special every Sunday, so the couple orders the special. With great fanfare, the waiter brings out a large silver serving platter with two huge steaming rounds of meat, juices dripping. It smells delicious and tastes even better. The couple is delighted with their meal, and the husband asks the waiter what fabulous meat was in the dish. "Senor," he explains, "each Saturday night, we have the bullfights, and that was the bull's balls you ate." The couple is a bit t ... read more
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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