Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.

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A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.

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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.

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How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.

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