Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.

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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop

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A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series: "Look, how much he loves her…" "Yes. But do you know how much he's being paid for that?"

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