How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r

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Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.

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Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.

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