Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges. 383 0
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done. 1993 1
Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks. 419 0