Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.

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How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r

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What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.

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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.

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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.

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