Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.

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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.

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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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