There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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