What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.

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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

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