If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.

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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.

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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.

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