A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series: "Look, how much he loves her…" "Yes. But do you know how much he's being paid for that?" 399 0
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves. 375 0
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing. 446 0