What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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How many mexicans does it take to build... Oh shit, They're done!
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Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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