How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"

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How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.

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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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