What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.

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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.

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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

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Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.

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