How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves. 283 0
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done. 1455 1
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells? 454 0
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance. 2795 1
