If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
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Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops?
A: Apparently they make you look hard.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
