What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.

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Doctor: "Sir, I have some bad news; you have been diagnosed with cancer and Alzheimers." Old man: "Well, at least I don't have cancer!"

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A doctor told his patient that his test results indicated that she had a rare disease and had only six months to live. "That's such a short amount of time, doctor. Isn't there anything I can do?" pleaded the patient. "Marry a lawyer," the doctor advised. "It will be the longest six months of your life."

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Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.

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