fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".

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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.

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A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you." "I know," said the man, "but I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone."

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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

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