When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.

A child walks into a whore house with a dead frog on a string trailing behind him. He makes his way up to the counter and says to the person behind such named counter to give him the most diseased woman you have. She looks down at him for a few moments and replies “I’m sorry but I don’t think I can help you….If you would like, we have this young petite thing that could be just what your looking for.” The child puts a 50 dollar bill on the table and repeats “I want the most diseased woman you have.” She looks down at the bill and hesitates but she says to him “I can’t, but we have this nic ... read more