Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you." "I know," said the man, "but I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone."
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Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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