Three old men were sitting on a porch.
"I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one.
"I wish I could take a healthy crap," said another.
"I can take a crap at 6 AM and a piss at 11 AM. I just wish I could get up before noon."
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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"How are your hemorrhoids?"
"Swell."
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while."
The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
