Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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