Teacher (on phone): "You say Michael has a cold and can't come to school today? To whom am I speaking?" Voice: "This is my father."

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Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"

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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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