What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.

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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.

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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.

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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!

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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.

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