Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind. 259 0
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research. 167 0
Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." Friend: "What did he do?" Patient: "He made me pay him in advance." 1678 3
A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while." The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill." 343 0
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook. 956 0
