Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.

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Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!

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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.

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Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.

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Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"

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