Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness."
Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time."
Fat lady: "At which particular time?"
Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
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What's the definition of bravery?
A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
