In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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Mohan (to the doctor): "Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?"
Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor."
Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?"
Doctor: "You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital."
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I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus.
That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.