AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.

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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!

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Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me." The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."

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Doctor: "What seems to be your trouble?" Patient: "When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour." Doctor: "Try getting up one hour later."

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