Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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The Teacher asked Little Johnny, "How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?" Little Johnny replied, "Just Don't bite any."
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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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