What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.

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What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.

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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".

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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.

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