I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.

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A doctor told his patient that his test results indicated that she had a rare disease and had only six months to live. "That's such a short amount of time, doctor. Isn't there anything I can do?" pleaded the patient. "Marry a lawyer," the doctor advised. "It will be the longest six months of your life."

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Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

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