Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.

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What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.

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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.

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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.

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A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."

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