A man went to visit his doctor. “Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?” the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. “Hello, Doctor, says the arm. “Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I’m desperate!” “Aha!" says the doctor, "I see the problem. Your arm is broke!”

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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.

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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.

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