Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
