Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.

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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".

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A man went to visit his doctor. “Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?” the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. “Hello, Doctor, says the arm. “Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I’m desperate!” “Aha!" says the doctor, "I see the problem. Your arm is broke!”

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„And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?" asks mother. „Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"

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