What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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