When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.

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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.

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What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.

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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.

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