Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.

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How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.

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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".

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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.

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