What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while." The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!

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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.

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