Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other: "So what do you think of mad cow disease?" The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
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