Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus.
That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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Patient goes to Doctor, doctor starts looking at him...
- Good, good, good...
- Doctor, what's good?
- Good that I don't have what you have...
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Two cows were talking in the field.
One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?"
The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn"t it?"
