Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other: "So what do you think of mad cow disease?" The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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