Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!

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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.

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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.

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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.

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Doctor: "What seems to be your trouble?" Patient: "When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour." Doctor: "Try getting up one hour later."

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