Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

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What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.

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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.

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"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".

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