What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese

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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.

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"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.

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