The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
