„And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?" asks mother. „Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"

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How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese

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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.

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Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!

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