How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.

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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.

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How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"

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Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

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