What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.

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What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.

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A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you." "I know," said the man, "but I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone."

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Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.

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