Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
The AIDS team.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Two cows were talking in the field.
One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?"
The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn"t it?"
