Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.

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Doctor: "What seems to be your trouble?" Patient: "When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour." Doctor: "Try getting up one hour later."

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A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while." The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."

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