What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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The Teacher asked Little Johnny, "How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?" Little Johnny replied, "Just Don't bite any."

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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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