Q: Why can't women read maps?
A: Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile.
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Josh: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?
John: A visitor.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
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What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants a man to satisfy their every little need.
A man wants all the women to satisfy their one and only little need.
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A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire".
