Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

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Q: What do you call a women who does as much work as a man? A: A lazy b*tch.

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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

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"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned."

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My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!

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