A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.
Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window, "Pull over!"
"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"
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Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection?
A: A whopper with cheese.
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First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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Q:What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A:When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
