What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.

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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.

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A very caring sentence written on the T-Shirt of a girl walking on the road. "You are not looking at the road right now, please be careful."

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

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A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head. 'What are you doing dear?' 'Swatting flies - I got 3 males and 2 females' 'How do you know what sex they were?' The man very confidently replied, "Easy - 3 were on the beer and 2 were on the phone."

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