What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.

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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.

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Q: What book do women like the most? A: "Their husbands checkbook!"

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.

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Q: Why do women have tiny feet? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.

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