Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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Three women talk about their husband's performance as lovers. The first woman says, "My husband is a marriage counselor, so he always buys me flowers and candy before we make love." The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and use leather sometimes." The third woman shakes her head and says, "My husband works for an Internet company. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."
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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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