Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

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MOVIE RATINGS EXPLAINED: G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The good guy gets the girl. R: The bad guy gets the girl. X: Everybody gets the girl!

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.

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Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

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