Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
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What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it
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