A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. The woman replied, snorting pepper.
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The CIA has three candidates, two men and a woman, for one assassin position. On the final day of testing, the CIA proctor leads the first male candidate to a large steel door and hands him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions, regardless of the circumstances," he explains. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man is horrified, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," says the proctor, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then." The CIA proctor leads the second male candida ... read more
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If God is a woman then we're all going to go to Hell, but we'll never know why.
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Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...
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Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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