Q: Why can't women read maps? A: Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile.

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Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice!

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it...

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A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window, "Pull over!" "No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"

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A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That’s a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore I chose 'Carmen'" "What’s your name?” she asked. He answered "B. J. Titsengolf."

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