Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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Boy calls 911. Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
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A Lady calls the airline office in New York and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Hawaii?" The clerk says to her, "Just a second." The woman says "Thank you", and hangs up.
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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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