Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
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Question: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
Answer: You don’t.
There’s a clock on the stove.
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled,
"A crocodile, a crocodile!"
The woman woke up and asked,
"Where, where?"
A man cried again,
"O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
