Q: What book do women like the most? A: "Their husbands checkbook!"

A retired gentlemen went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time, he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back now?” he asks. The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.” So he opens his shirt revealing lost of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof ... read more

Q: How do you fix a woman's watch? A: You don't...there's a clock on the oven!

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."

Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.