What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.

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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!" They each continue on their way, and ... as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ... and dies immediately. If only men would listen...

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Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the female brain. On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...

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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.

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