To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”.
Here’s an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage…
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Q: Why do women wear black underwear?
A: They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
