What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.

Q: Why do women wear black underwear? A: They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.

Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.

Question: What do women and Slinkies have in common? Answer: Not really too much, but you can’t help but crack a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.

Recruits got a shock when their Army basic-training instructor turned out to be an attractive female sergeant. Her assistant, however, was a burly, hawk-nosed veteran whose glare could freeze water. At the end of training, the attractive instructor congratulated the recruits and said that if there was anything she could do for us, just ask. From the back, a voice called out, "How about a kiss from the sergeant?" "Sure," she replied, raising her hand to quell the laughter. "But I'll let my assistant take care of it!"