A woman walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving of cereal 1 single serving frozen dinner 1 can of Soup For One 1 16oz can of Miller Lite The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?" The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?" He replies, “Because you’re ugly.”

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Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home ...

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Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him.

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I’m leaving you... You’re constantly sneering at my overweight... But honey, what about our kid? What kid? So you are not you pregnant?!

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