Companies are working on a camera which has such a fast shutter speed that it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut. Advance Booking open!

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!

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Two programmers after work, talking in a pub: "You will never believe me when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I met a very nice blonde in a bar." - And what did you do ? "I invited her to my place, we had some drinks and then the girl asked me to undress her." "Are you kidding me ? And what did you do then?" "I got her blouse and her dress off and then i got her to sit on my office, right next to my new laptop." "Oh, you got a new laptop. What model and what are its specifications?"

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