Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy right away, you have something in common. So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.

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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.

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My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won’t you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won’t you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so. Yours always and truly, John P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.

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Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home ...

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Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection? A: A whopper with cheese.

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