Q: How do you know when a women's about to say something smart? A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."

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Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.

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Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?

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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."

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How to Impress a Woman: compliment her, kiss her, caress her, love her, comfort her, protect her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. How to Impress a Man: show up naked, bring beer.

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