Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"

What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"