Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.

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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.

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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.

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A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."

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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths

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