The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.

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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

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What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.

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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.

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Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.

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