What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "w ... read more

What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.