How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.

Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.

A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at ... read more

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.