Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.

Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."

What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!

Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.