How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.

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Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?

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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

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In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.

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