Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white? A: Alive

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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.

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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!

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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.

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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.

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