Boy 1: Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Boy 2: Yes! If you are a billionaire!!
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A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."
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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
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Mom: Do you think I’m a bad mom Jimmy?
Son: Mom, my name is Jack!
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Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with two Rupees and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, ghee, face powder etc.
Grandson: nowadays it is difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
