Trainer: If an old man and a child come near your car, what will you hit?
Girl: Old man.
Trainer: Idiot. You should hit the BRAKE.
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Teacher: Can you see God?
Student: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Student: No
Teacher: Then there is no God
Student: Ma’am can you see your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Okay! No comments!!
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Interviewer: Introduce yourself
Boy: My father’s name is Laughing
Boy: My mother’s name is Smiling
Interviewer: Are you kidding?
Boy: No, he’s my cousin and I’m Joking.
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Wife was in the ICU
Doctor: It seems she is in a coma
Husband: Please save her doctor. She is just 30
Suddenly the ECG started beeping, a hand moved and her lips mumbled.
And she spoke: I’m not 30, I’m just 29.
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Girl: OMG, You look so much better when you don’t wear your glasses
Boy: Well, You look better when I don’t wear my glasses too.
