A: "I was born in California." B: "Which part?" A: "All of me."
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David: I love her so much Richard: She’s just 14 and you are 28 David: Age is just a number Richard: And jail is just a room
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Wife: Look at that drunk guy Husband: Who is he? Wife: 10 years ago he proposed me and I rejected him Husband: Oh my God. He is still celebrating.
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A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari. A policeman arrives. Man: (Cried) Officer! My brand new car! Police: You’re such a materialistic person. You even haven’t notice that your left arm has been cut off. Man: (He looks at his left arm and yells) OMG! My Rolex watch!
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Wife was in the ICU Doctor: It seems she is in a coma Husband: Please save her doctor. She is just 30 Suddenly the ECG started beeping, a hand moved and her lips mumbled. And she spoke: I’m not 30, I’m just 29.
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