Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano.

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Mom: Do you think I’m a bad mom Jimmy? Son: Mom, my name is Jack!

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A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd."

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Boy 1: Can a woman make you a millionaire? Boy 2: Yes! If you are a billionaire!!

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