Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him! Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!

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"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."

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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.

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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.

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