"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."

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A first-grade teacher can't 
believe her student isn't hepped up about the Super Bowl. "It's a huge event. Why aren't you excited?" "Because I'm not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too," says the student. "Well, that's a lousy reason," says the teacher. "What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?" "Then I'd be a football fan."

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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.

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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.

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