Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.

Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!

Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not ... read more