Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!

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Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the 
second fan. "If they made more of 
an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, 
I'd be supporting a decent team."

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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