Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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Man visits India and meets an old man in the town square who is renowned for his elephantine memory. He asks the old man what he had for breakfast on the same day 15 years back. "Eggs," replies the old man, the man scoffs at this saying everyone has eggs for breakfast and walks away. Ten years later he returns to India and sees the same old man on the same spot, goes to him and asks, "How?" The old man takes one look at his face and replies, "Scrambled."

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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.

 467

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The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.

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Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."

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