Why are football stadiums always cool?
"Because they're full of fans."
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Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer?
because the grass tickles their balls :)
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.
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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
