Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the 
second fan. "If they made more of 
an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, 
I'd be supporting a decent team."

 1359

0  

Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club. He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'

 556

0  

The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.

 564

0  

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

 641

0  

The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.

 608

0