Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.
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Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club. He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'
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Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls :)
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