Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."

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The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.

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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.

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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.

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