Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."

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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."

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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.

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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.

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