Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver." "I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart." "I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."

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Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."

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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.

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