What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
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Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer?
because the grass tickles their balls :)
