"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
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Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?
A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
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The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
