Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the 
second fan. "If they made more of 
an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, 
I'd be supporting a decent team."

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."

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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.

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Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls :)

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"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."

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