The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host 
replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
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