Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His buddy put the severed arm in a plastic bag and rushed it down to the hospital to get re-attached. The next day he goes to see his chum, and finds him playing tennis. "Incredible!," says his friend. "Medical science is amazing." Another month goes by and the same two guys are again at the sawmill working when the same guy gets too close to the spinning blade and this time his leg gets cut off. Again his buddy takes the leg, puts it in a plastic bag and takes it to the ho ... read more
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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
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The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.
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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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