Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club. He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'
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