What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.

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Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him! Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!

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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.

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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.

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Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls :)

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