Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
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