Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!

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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver." "I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart." "I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."

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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.

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