Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him! Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!

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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.

 595

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."

 649

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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

 652

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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.

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