A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldn't understand though why they were beating each other up for 25 cents. Surprised, the boyfriend asked, what do you mean? The blonde girlfriend replied all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!'

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Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."

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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!

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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls :)

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