Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer?
because the grass tickles their balls :)
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The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
