Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls :)

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Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."

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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.

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The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.

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