Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.
