Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls :)

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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the 
second fan. "If they made more of 
an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, 
I'd be supporting a decent team."

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."

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Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror. He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!' The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.

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