A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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