3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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