How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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