A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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