Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.

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