If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

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How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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