A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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