Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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