Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

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