Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

 1607

0  

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

 2150

0  

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.

 967

0  

How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

 1109

0  

Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

 1580

1