Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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