If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.

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