Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?
A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
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Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
