Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.

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Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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