Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.

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What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.

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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

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