Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
A: Because they don't C#.
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Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?
A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.