Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.

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Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.

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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

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