How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.

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What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.

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