When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.

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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

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What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!

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