Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
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Programming is like sex
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
