Programming is like sex
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
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Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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What's an extroverted IT professional?
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
