Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

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