How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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