Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
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