Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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