A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.

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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.

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A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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