Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."

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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

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