When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

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Two programmers after work, talking in a pub: "You will never believe me when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I met a very nice blonde in a bar." - And what did you do ? "I invited her to my place, we had some drinks and then the girl asked me to undress her." "Are you kidding me ? And what did you do then?" "I got her blouse and her dress off and then i got her to sit on my office, right next to my new laptop." "Oh, you got a new laptop. What model and what are its specifications?"

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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.

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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.

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