Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.

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