Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed. The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution." The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method ne ... read more
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What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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