How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.

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