Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

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Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

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