UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
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