In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
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