The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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