Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

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Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.

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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.

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