Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.

A man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets. He sees a monkey with a price of 5000$ and goes to the merchant to ask for details. Hey mister, the monkey…what does it know to worth that much money? Well, it knows Windows 95, 98, 2000, and also knows Word, C++, Visual Basic and last but not least, it knows how to play computer games. - Good monkey, it's worth the money. He goes and finds another monkey with a price of 10000$ and again he will ask the merchant. "What does this monkey know?" "It knows Linux, Unix, Corel and Autocad." "Nice, even I don' ... read more

Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!