A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.

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