Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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