Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users

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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.

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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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