Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.

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Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.

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How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

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