Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
A: Because they don't C#.
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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
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Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
