Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.

What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!

A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The m ... read more