Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.

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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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