A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.

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Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.

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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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