A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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