The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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What's an extroverted IT professional?
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
