Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.

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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.

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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

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