Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

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A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."

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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

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