Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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