99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

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Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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