What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

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A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users

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