A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.

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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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