Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking ... read more
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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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