What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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