99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
1 bug fixed...
Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
1967
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
2017
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A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.
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Programming is like sex
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
