Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.

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Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.

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