Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"