Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.

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