How do two programmers make money?
One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
