How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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