To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
A: Because they don't C#.
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A system administrator has 2 problems:
- dumb users
- smart users
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How do two programmers make money?
One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
