Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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