What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.

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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.

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A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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