Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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Programming is like sex
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.