A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users

To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt. The physicist said "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed". ... read more