Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.

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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

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What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.

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