Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
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How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt. The physicist said "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed". ... read more
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A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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