Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."

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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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