Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.

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Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.

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What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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