Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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