Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
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Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
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