Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.

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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

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Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.

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