Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.

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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

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Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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