Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put label on each of their forehea ... read more

Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck.

Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.

Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.