Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
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Q: What is a redneck's last words? A: Hold my beer and watch this!
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Two Yankee boys were driving through the South and was stopped by a State Trooper. The trooper walked up to the open driver’s window, reached in, and slapped the driver on the side of his head. "What did you do that for?" the driver asked. "I don’t know how yall do it up north but here in Alabama, you have your drivers license ready when I walk up to the car." The trooper took the license when it was offered, walked back to his unit and then returned the license to the driver. He then walked around to the passenger side of the car and tapped on the window. When the passenger rolled t ... read more
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Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.
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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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