Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up? A: Lets just be cousins.

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Q: What is a redneck's last words? A: Hold my beer and watch this!

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Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!

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Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.

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Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"

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