Q: What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? A: They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.

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A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."

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Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.

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