Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

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Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

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Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"

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Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!

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Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.

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