Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck.

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Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!

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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.

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Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

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