Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

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Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.

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Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!

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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.

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