Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"

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Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck.

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Q: What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? A: They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

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Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up? A: Lets just be cousins.

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Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

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