Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up? A: Lets just be cousins.

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Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!

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A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."

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Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

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Q: What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? A: They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

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