Q: What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? A: They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put label on each of their forehea ... read more

Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck.

Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.