Q: What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? A: They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.

Two Yankee boys were driving through the South and was stopped by a State Trooper. The trooper walked up to the open driver’s window, reached in, and slapped the driver on the side of his head. "What did you do that for?" the driver asked. "I don’t know how yall do it up north but here in Alabama, you have your drivers license ready when I walk up to the car." The trooper took the license when it was offered, walked back to his unit and then returned the license to the driver. He then walked around to the passenger side of the car and tapped on the window. When the passenger rolled t ... read more

Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck.

Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.