One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
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Things our family enjoys together without anyone complaining: 1.
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What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.
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A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
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What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
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