Our folk not only knows how to read between the lines but also how to leave a record between the eyes. 183 0
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song. 173 0
‘I’ve found the secret of eternal youth. I lie about my age.’ Bob Hope How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One. 187 0
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air. 361 0
