Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
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One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
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Boss: "This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?" Me: "That it's only Wednesday."
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Define "Egghead": What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
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