Girls are always taking your hoodies but you take one of their dresses and suddenly they're all like "we need to talk."
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"What is love, at last?" asks the dentist.
And the cardiologist: "Love is a toothache.. but inside the heart!"
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Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat.
The government hates competition.
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Romi (to the doctor): "Doctor, my sister thinks that she is a lift."
Doctor: "Tell her to come in."
Romi: "I cannot"
Doctor: "Why so?"
Romi: "Because she does not stop at this floor."
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Can I help you?
No.
I just waited in the line for 30 minutes to say Hi.
