I did so much crack, one day I broke in my own house. I ain't lying. I was halfway out the door with the TV before I realized it was my place. And before I broke in, I used to stand outside and case the joint. Finally, I said, "Damn, this brother will never come home!"

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How many French men does it take to defend the city of Paris? Don't know...its never been done.

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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.

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When a White guy is... Scared- He gets even whiter. Cold- He turns Blue. Angry-He turns Red. Stoned- Gray duh. Sick- He turns Green. When a Black guy is... Scared- He stays Black. Cold- He stays Black. Angry- He stays Black. Stoned- He stays Black. Black Man to White Man: And you calling us colored.

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