Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.

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I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.

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Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.

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Q: What's in the wardrobe? A: Narnia business.

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Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story. "Once upon a time there was a white bunny..." "Jeez..dad it's boring,what about science fiction?" "Ok,Ok" Mr Brown said. "Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and...." "Dad, a little more grown up!" "Do you promise me not to tell your mom?" asked Mr Brown. " I swear!" "Ok", "Once upon a time there was a naked bunny..."

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