What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight. A black eye, and a swollen lip.
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A senior Catholic Priest in Kenya was dying in a hospital and for his death wish he asked to see the local MP and the county Governor. Within hours, the two arrived. He asked them to sit on either side of the bed. The priest held their hands and kept quiet. The politicians were so touched and at the same time felt very important for being summoned by a senior and well respected priest in his dying moment. Out of anxiety, the Governor asked, 'But why did ask for me and Mheshimiwa?' The priest gathered all his strength and held their hands even tighter. Then with his eyes still clos ... read more
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I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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Q:Why is a doctor always calm. A: Because it has a lot of patients.
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