What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
Speed bumps.
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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
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Do you know what a plateau is?
It's the highest form of flattery!
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Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight?
Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
