Always be yourself!
Unless you can be Batman - then always be Batman
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Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge.
Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m."
2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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I'm tired 8 days a week.
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Waiter: "I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg."
Customer: "Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card."
