Things our family enjoys together without anyone complaining:
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How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize?
Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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Mohan (to the doctor): "Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?"
Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor."
Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?"
Doctor: "You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital."
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Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both wipe out klingons.
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If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on?
The Captains Dinghy!
