Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.

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First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Air traffic controller: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees." Airline pilot: "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Air Traffic controller: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 737?"

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A patient to his friend: "I am taking rest cure." Friend: "What do you do?" Patient: "I sit every day for three hours in the waiting room of a very busy doctor."

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