Why did the Viking buy an old boat? Because he couldn't afjord a new one!

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At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?" Justin said, "If I were a boy."

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.

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I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.

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