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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
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Too stupid to understand science? Try religion!
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
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