If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

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Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell!

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Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.

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The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.

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