You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman ? Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Imagine that ur in the forest where there is a tiger in front of you right about to eat you. What do you do? U stop imagining...
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Man returning with his wife from guests. Drunk man drives car better than his sober wife. But there is only one problem, how to explain that to the policeman?
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