Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.

There was a trucker riding along on a highway, While riding he sees a priest on the side of the road sticking his thumb out trying to catch a ride. So out of curtisy the trucker stops and picks up the priest. They start chatting and having a good time. On the way they see a homeless person on the side of the street. The truckers veers off and hits the homeless person. *bu-dump* the trucker sees homeless person,*bu-dump* the driver who is laughing histerically wasn't watching the road and there was another bu-dump, The driver immediatly stops and looks around nervous."what was that?" he ... read more

Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork