Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
161
0
I have a fear of speed bumps.
But I am slowly getting over it.
2900
1
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word:
"I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
215
0
Boss: "This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?"
Me: "That it's only Wednesday."
85
0
Define "Egghead":
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
