Is it true that 5 minutes of laugh prolongs your life by 5 minutes? It depends who you are laughing at – it may as well shorten it...

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The best way to make somebody remember you is to borrow money from them.

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What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.

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Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"

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Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."

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