If I had my whole life to live over again, I don’t think I’d have the strength.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin...

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

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Which runs faster, hot or cold? Hot. Everyone can catch cold.

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Q: Why is marriage not a word? A: It's a lifelong incarceration!

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