Programming is like sex.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Every night I play a game called "Should I pee or can I hold it till morning".
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"I really don’t know girl, but I don’t believe in love at first sight!"
"Why?"
"Because... How can you tell if the man has a good salary at the first sight?"
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My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?"
"Led Zeppelin," I replied.
"Who?" he said.
"Yeah, I liked them too."
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."