I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment about their mustache, and suddenly she is not your friend anymore...

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Doc, I think I need to wear glasses Indeed you have to, you are in a bank.

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Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog.

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Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.

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What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.

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