Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.

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Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato? A: "You better catch up!"

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What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.

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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.

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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

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