What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.

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Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is height of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards.

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Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.

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I went down the local supermarket, I said, ''I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it'', he said, "Those are pickled onions'

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