Boss: "This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?"
Me: "That it's only Wednesday."
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
