Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun.
"Your money or your life!" says the mugger.
"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
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Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.
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The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”.
“Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
