Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there. It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.
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Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell!
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If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
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We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
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