Another one was: Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'.
He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.
'It's not unusual' he replied.
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Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
Because he couldn't afjord a new one!
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What has a head, a tail, and no body?
A coin!
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Scientists invented a machine to catch thieves.
In 30 minutes in Canada the machine caught 10 thieves, in 15 minutes in the U.S the machine caught 5 thieves, in 3 minutes in Trinidad thieves stole the machine.
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Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
