Every night I play a game called "Should I pee or can I hold it till morning".

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Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.

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How many mexicans does it take to build... Oh shit, They're done!

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All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.

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Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story. "Once upon a time there was a white bunny..." "Jeez..dad it's boring,what about science fiction?" "Ok,Ok" Mr Brown said. "Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and...." "Dad, a little more grown up!" "Do you promise me not to tell your mom?" asked Mr Brown. " I swear!" "Ok", "Once upon a time there was a naked bunny..."

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