When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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One of the two adult female friends got married and went on honeymoon to Hawaii. On return curious other girl asked her friend, “What sightseeing places did you go in Hawaii and what did you see?” The honeymoon girl explained, “For seven days, I saw only the fan on the ceiling of the room and occasionally when turned around, I saw the bed sheet too.”
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Q: Why don't witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks? A: Better traction.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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