Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?" "Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the time I get up there."
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What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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