Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.

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A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.

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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.

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A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?" "Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the time I get up there."

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