What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan they were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From the inside they head a Pakistani accent say, "you foreigners come in. Come in my humble shop." so the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great dessert camel" Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being a sex hero he ... read more
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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