What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.

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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.

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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.

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