Q: Why don't witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks? A: Better traction.

Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon? A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.

Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork... Have you actually ever tasted it?" The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion." Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too... I know you’re supposed to be celibate. But..." The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you’re going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice." There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped aroun ... read more