In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.

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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.

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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.

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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.

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