Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.

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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.

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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.

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