Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.

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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.

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Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!

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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.

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