Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I dont, Ive been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, Ive been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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