When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.

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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.

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How fast can a women drive? 68 mph. If she hits 69, she flips over and blows a rod.

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