What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!

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Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!

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Q: What kind of money do elves use? A: Jingle bills!

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How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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