How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!

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Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!

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Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!

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