How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"

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Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!

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Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!

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Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!

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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!

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