Q: What's the first thing elves learn in school? A: The "elf"-abet!

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How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!

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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!

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