Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!

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Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!

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