What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
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Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!
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Q: What kind of money do elves use? A: Jingle bills!
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Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!
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One particular Christmas season a long time ago Santa was ready for his Christmas run... but there were problems. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one o ... read more
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