Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!

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