A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!

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Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!

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How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"

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Q: What kind of money do elves use? A: Jingle bills!

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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!

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