Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!

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Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!

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Q: What kind of money do elves use? A: Jingle bills!

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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!

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