Q: What's the first thing elves learn in school? A: The "elf"-abet!

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Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!

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How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"

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Q: What kind of money do elves use? A: Jingle bills!

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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!

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