Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!

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Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!

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How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"

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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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