Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!

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Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!

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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

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Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!

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