Q: What's the first thing elves learn in school? A: The "elf"-abet!

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Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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