What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.

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Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

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The hardest thing about prizefighting is picking up your teeth wearing a boxing glove.

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Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

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"Waiter, this vinegar is rather lumpy." Waiter: "That's because they're pickled onions, sir."

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