Do I have any chance to win? Asks the boxer. Off course! Continue hitting the air and the adversary will shortly get a lung inflammation. 215 0
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes. 1365 1
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