Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england? A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!

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What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.

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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

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Dad shouts: "Stop watching porn, I can hear it in my room!" Son: "Dad.. I'm not watching porn, that is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!"

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I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.. She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, permanent."

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