"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
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Bill and Earl are out playing golf.
They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing.
Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"
