Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.

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Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.

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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!

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Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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What’s a swimmer’s favourite sport? Pool.

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