A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.

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I thought I told you to lose weight. Says the coach. What happened to your three week diet that I told you to keep? Well, I finished it in three days!

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Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A:Santa stops after three hos.

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Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan. When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.

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