Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music?
"Because he broke the record."
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Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style?
A: That way they can both watch wrestling.
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All the bases are 90 feet apart in regulation Baseball.
So why does it take a Runner longer to run from 2nd to 3rd than it does from 1st to 2nd?
Simple! Because between 2nd and 3rd there is a 'Short-Stop'!
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The man says, "Will you buy booze?"
The bum says, "No."
The man says, "Will you gamble it away?"
The bum says, "No."
So the man says, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
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Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
