What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

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Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.

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I thought I told you to lose weight. Says the coach. What happened to your three week diet that I told you to keep? Well, I finished it in three days!

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The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

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