"Waiter, these noodles are a bit crunchy." Waiter: "That's because they're the chopsticks, sir."
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A teacher walks into her classroom and turns to the children and says, Today kids im going to ask you what job your daddy has! She turns to the first child and says, What job dose your daddy have tina?? She replies; he is a carpenter miss. The teacher turns to the next child and repeats the question...the child says he is the head of a multi-organic food chain. Very good indeed says miss..........she turns to the next child and says. What job does your daddy have Robert?? He replies... He's a male prostitute miss; and demands 50 quid. No,No,No your lying to me Robert i can tell! Ok the ... read more
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!
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Why are baseball players in trouble with the law so often? They always hit and run.
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