Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.

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Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.

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A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The husband said, "No sweetie." The woman said, "I'm sure you would." So the man said, "Okay, I would" Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so." Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."

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What can you serve that you cannot eat? A tennis ball.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.

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