Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.

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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.

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I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.

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