What games do ants play with elephants? Squash!

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What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.

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Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...

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The hardest thing about prizefighting is picking up your teeth wearing a boxing glove.

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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.

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