Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.

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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop

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A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" "Right after the National Anthem."

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Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One bloke says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 95 years old, and she's just 24! What kind of a wedding is that?" The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family." "What do you call it?" "We call it a football wedding." The first asks, "What's a football wedding?" The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"

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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.

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