Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up. The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here." The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here." The third one says, "I wanna be a boxer." The others look confused and ask, "Why do you want to be a boxer?" He proudly replies, "So I can beat the hell out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."

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What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.

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Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england? A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!

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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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