Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.

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Q: How does David Beckham change a light bulb? A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.

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Q: What do the World Series and bears on birth control have in common? A: No Cubs

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How about we march into your red zone and I'll split the uprights? High five!

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Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.

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