A boxer is whining to the doctor that he can’t sleep.
I won’t give you any drugs, you don’t need any.
Use the classical method, the one with counting the sheep’s.
I tried.
But, every time I get to 9 I jump off the bed.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
901
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
561
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
216
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The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day.
The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters.
Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.
