Dad shouts ..."STOP WATCHIN P*RN....I CAN HEAR IT IN MY ROOM!" Son: Dad...I am NOT watching p*rn... That is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!

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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.

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What can you serve that you cannot eat? A tennis ball.

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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.

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Football match Romania – Russia. Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia: “You’ve won! Stop. Congratulations! Stop. Oil! Stop. Gas! Stop...

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