What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.

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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.

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Q: How does David Beckham change a light bulb? A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.

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A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately. ‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ says the man. ‘Watch them!’ says his wife. ‘You already know how to play volleyball.’

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