What do you get if you cross a football team and an ice cream?
Aston Vanilla.
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What do golfers use in China?
China tees!
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Dad shouts ..."STOP WATCHIN P*RN....I CAN HEAR IT IN MY ROOM!"
Son: Dad...I am NOT watching p*rn... That is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour
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The man says, "Will you buy booze?"
The bum says, "No."
The man says, "Will you gamble it away?"
The bum says, "No."
So the man says, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
