Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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The boxer fells down in the fourth round. The referee starts counting. Billy’s grandmother gets up on her legs from the first row and screams: Stop counting for nothing, he won’t get up! I know him from the buss...
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Is your goalmouth open? High five!
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Hey babe, can I get into your penalty box? High five!
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.
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