There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.

Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers? In case they get a hole in one!

Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences: The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.