Why did the football coach flood the pitch? Because he wanted to bring on the sub!

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"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.

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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.

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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

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