Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
190
0
The boxer fells down in the fourth round.
The referee starts counting.
Billy’s grandmother gets up on her legs from the first row and screams:
Stop counting for nothing, he won’t get up!
I know him from the buss...
158
0
Is your goalmouth open?
High five!
176
0
Hey babe, can I get into your penalty box?
High five!
142
0
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.
