What games do ants play with elephants? Squash!
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The frustrated golfer drove over the river and threw the woods. Swimming
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl? A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.
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