So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.

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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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What do you get if you cross a football team and an ice cream? Aston Vanilla.

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Three men go on a skiing trip, but when they get to the HOTEL they find out that the hotel have mucked up their rooms and they have to share one big bed. When they wake up the guy on the left says I had a well strange dream last night that I was getting a hand job, and then the guy on the right goes thats strange O had the same dream I was getting a hand job. Then the guy in the middle goes well thats strange because I had a dream I was skiing!

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