Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl? A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.

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Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.

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Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games? A: Because there's not a fan in the place.

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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.

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"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.

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