Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.

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Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!

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Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.

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Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up. The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here." The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here." The third one says, "I wanna be a boxer." The others look confused and ask, "Why do you want to be a boxer?" He proudly replies, "So I can beat the hell out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."

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Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.

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