What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.

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Do I have any chance to win? Asks the boxer. Off course! Continue hitting the air and the adversary will shortly get a lung inflammation.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.

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A famous boxer must be operated by appendicitis. From the operation room the doctor gets out holding himself to the walls with a bruised eye and says: A can’t do this anymore! I try to anesthetize him, I count until 9 and he gets up and starts punching me...

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