All the bases are 90 feet apart in regulation Baseball. So why does it take a Runner longer to run from 2nd to 3rd than it does from 1st to 2nd? Simple! Because between 2nd and 3rd there is a 'Short-Stop'!
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Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf. Caddy: O! So, he too has played with you?
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan. When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.
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