A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
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Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
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An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.
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Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!
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After 8 rounds the boxer comes back in his corner, extremely grinded. The couch says to him: You should better take a decision! You want the champion title or the Nobel for peace...
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