When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.

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Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club. He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'

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Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A:Santa stops after three hos.

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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.

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A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"

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