I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

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What is the noisiest game? Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!

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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.

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Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player. How come? Every time he plays I wonder “why the fuck did I bothered to buy him”!

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Hey babe, let's play football! You can have first down. High five!

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