Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Do I have any chance to win? Asks the boxer. Off course! Continue hitting the air and the adversary will shortly get a lung inflammation.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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