Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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What’s the hardest thing about learning to ice skate? The ice.
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Why are baseball players in trouble with the law so often? They always hit and run.
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The frustrated golfer drove over the river and threw the woods. Swimming
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