Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england? A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!

Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.

A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice. When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: “There are no fish in there”. So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there. So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritate ... read more

How about we march into your red zone and I'll split the uprights? High five!

What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.