Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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When I see you, there's a Ruthian blast in my pants. High five!
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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A psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
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