What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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What are the most athletic rodents?
Track and field mice.
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The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race.
He turned on the jockey.
"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"
"Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
