Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop

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Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.

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Hey babe, can I get into your penalty box? High five!

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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.

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A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

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