Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"

Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.

Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."

A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot. Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the p.a. system - "Will the gentleman on the lady's tee please move back to the men's tee". He looked up, looked back down and then resumed addressing the ball again. The Voice again - "Will the Man on the Red tees PLEASE MOVE BACK to the White Tees?!" He looked back at the starters shack and yelled, "Will the IDIOT on the p.a. shut up so that the man on the lady's tee can hit his second shot"!

Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.