Is your goalmouth open? High five!

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Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player. How come? Every time he plays I wonder “why the fuck did I bothered to buy him”!

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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.

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What’s the hardest thing about learning to ice skate? The ice.

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What do golfers use in China? China tees!

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