The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.

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What can you serve that you cannot eat? A tennis ball.

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Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...

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Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A:Santa stops after three hos.

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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.

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