Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
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The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, "Who broke down the walls of Jericho?" Little Johnny replies, "I dunno, but it wasn't me!" The supervisor, taken aback by Johnny's lack of basic Bible knowledge goes to the school principal and relates the whole incident. The principal replies, "I know Little Johnny as well as his whole family very well and can vouch for them; if Little Johnny said that he did not do it, then I, as principal is satisfied that it is the truth." Even more appalled, the inspector goes to the regional Head of Education and relates th ... read more
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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”
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Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda? A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.
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