One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

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Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.

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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.

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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.

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