Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.

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Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

 1900

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The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the donkey's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the donkey. "Your name is written inside the cover."

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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.

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Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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