Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda? A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.

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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.

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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.

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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.

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