Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.

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Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.

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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.

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