Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.

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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.

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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

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Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

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Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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