Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda? A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.

 1941

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Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

 967

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Englishman, Scottish man and Irishman selling bibles door to door, they have a bet who will sell the most in a day. They meet up at end of day and Englishman has sold 2, Scottish man had sold 3, but the Irishman who had a terrible stutter says hhhee hhhee hhhad sssold ssssixty. The other two asked how did he do it. He said, "Wwwhen Iiiii nnnnnnknock aaaat thththe ddddooor I said: Do you wwwwwant tto bbbuy a bbbbbible ooooorrr shshshould Iiii jjjust rrrread it tttto yyyyou?"

 1098

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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.

 1003

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“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”

 1188

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