Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.

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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.

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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.

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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

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