Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.

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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.

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The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the donkey's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the donkey. "Your name is written inside the cover."

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Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.

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Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda? A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.

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