Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.

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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.

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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.

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Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

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