A teacher asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. She was puzzled by a boy's picture which showed four people on an aircraft, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. 'The flight to Egypt,' he replied. 'I see... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus,' she said. 'But who's the fourth person?' 'Oh, that's Pontius – the Pilot!'

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Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

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Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.

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Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda? A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.

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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.

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