Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.

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Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

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A teacher asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. She was puzzled by a boy's picture which showed four people on an aircraft, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. 'The flight to Egypt,' he replied. 'I see... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus,' she said. 'But who's the fourth person?' 'Oh, that's Pontius – the Pilot!'

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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.

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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

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