Where to birds invest their money? In the stork market!

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A motorist gets caught in an automated speed trap that photographs his car. He later receives a ticket in the mail for $40 with a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sends the police department a photograph of $40. A few days later, he gets a letter from the police department with a picture of handcuffs.

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William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'

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Why did the millionaire count his money with his toes? So it wouldn't slip through his fingers!

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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!

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