What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.

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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

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Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent it for a couple of hours.

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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.

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