I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts... she gave me change!
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There will always be death and taxes. However, death doesn’t get worse every year.
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If God had meant us to pay taxes, he’d have made us smart enough to fill in the return form.
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After 40 years of hard work, a man retired with $5,000,000.00 which he had gained through courage, diligence, initiative, skill, devotion to duty, thrift, efficiency, shrewd investment. And the death of an uncle who left him $4,999,999.50.
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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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