Patient: "Doctor, I have to ask a personal question, if you don’t mind. Why do you charge fees much lower than other doctors?" Doctor: "You see, I am not a M.B.B.S. I am only a B.Sc."
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Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.
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If God had meant us to pay taxes, he’d have made us smart enough to fill in the return form.
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Christian Doctor: "Your recovery was a miracle!" Christian Patient: "Thank God! Now I don't have to pay you."
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
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