Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the ans ... read more
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Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it!
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Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
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What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
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