A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live. Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to put his affairs in order. "Oh yes, I've done that," said the old gentleman. "I've only got to make a will. And do you know what I'm going to do with all my money? I'm going to leave it to the doctor who saves my life."

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.

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How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r

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What’s the best way to stop water coming into your house? Don’t pay the water bill.

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There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

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