Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

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Why is money green? Because people usually pick it before it's ripe!

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

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A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I dont, Ive been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, Ive been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."

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After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.

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