Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.

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I’ve just come into some money. I wonder if they’ll still accept it at the shop?

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.

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Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.

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Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"

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