A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.' He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says 'Doctor brains $8.00 a pound' and another sign that says 'Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses brains $30.00 a pound, truck driver $40.00 a pound and lawyers brains $90.00 a pound.' So he asks the man behind the cash register, how come his brains are only worth 8.00 and a lawyer's worth 90.00? The man replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound of brains?

 916

0  

Jesus saves. But wouldn’t it have been better if he had invested?

 166

0  

Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.

 183

0  

When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.

 151

0  

A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it. The thief was spending less then his wife.

 239

0