A young woman walks into a bank to withdraw some money.
‘Can you identify yourself?’ asked the bank clerk.
The young woman opens her handbag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says, ‘Yes, it’s me all right.’
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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
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A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series:
"Look, how much he loves her…"
"Yes. But do you know how much he's being paid for that?"
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My uncle is very mean.
I went round the other day and found him stripping the wallpaper.
He wasn’t redecorating, he was moving.
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How do you know you’re flying over the poorer part of town?
You see toilet paper hanging on the clothes lines.
