Being poor has its advantages. For example your keys are never in your other trousers.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.

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How do you hide your money from a mexican?

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Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me $10?' 'But I only have $8,' his friend replied. That's OK, you can always owe me the other $2!

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We have our water metered and it’s very expensive. The other day the house was on fire and we didn’t know whether it would be cheaper to let it burn.

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