Q: Why is horse racing so romantic?
A: Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye.
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What king of money do fishermen make?
Net profits!
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"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
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A couple was having a discussion about family finances.
Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!"
The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."
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What kind of money do marsupials use?
Pocket change!
