What kind of money do marsupials use? Pocket change!
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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A man was telling his wife that he wanted to go to this country in which women paid men twenty dollars every time they had sex. She replied, "I do too!" He gets confused and asks why. She tells him, "I'd like to see how long you can last on forty dollars a month."
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Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
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Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
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