Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me." The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."

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The wages of sin are death – but after taxes and NI contributions you’ll just end up feeling a bit tired.

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My boss doesn't believe money equals happiness. So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.

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No matter how hard we try, we never seem to save any money. Our neighbours are always buying something we can’t afford.

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Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system

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