Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.

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"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."

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Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."

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What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.

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A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.” “Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?” “Twelve thirty.”

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