"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?" "One dollar." answered little Johnny. "You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed. Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my daddy."

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Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

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‘Money frees you from doing things you dislike, since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.’ Groucho Marx

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Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper. "No, I'll buy the chocolate. YOU give the money to charity!"

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Why did the mobster put his money in the freezer? He liked cold hard cash!

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