Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

How do you know you’re flying over the poorer part of town? You see toilet paper hanging on the clothes lines.

‘Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.’ Spike Milligan

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. "Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After ... read more