Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.

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Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.

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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.

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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.

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Father's Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.

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