Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.

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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.

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"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."

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Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?

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"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.

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