Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.

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Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.

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Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.

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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.

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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.

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