Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?
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Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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