What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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