Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
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Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.
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