Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.

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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.

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Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.

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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.

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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.

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