Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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By tradition, fathers wear a red flower on Father's Day, if their father is alive and a white flower if he's dead. And if they have a nagging wife and a house full of screaming kids, they wear a pink flower - which means they are living but wish they were dead.
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Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
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