What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.

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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.

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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.

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Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?

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By tradition, fathers wear a red flower on Father's Day, if their father is alive and a white flower if he's dead. And if they have a nagging wife and a house full of screaming kids, they wear a pink flower - which means they are living but wish they were dead.

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