Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.

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Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?

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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.

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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.

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What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.

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