Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks. 1294 1
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch. 1428 0
Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20? 1134 0
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey. 1104 1