Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks. 1267 1
Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them. 1494 1
Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20? 1113 0
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch. 1388 0
