Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.

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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.

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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.

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By tradition, fathers wear a red flower on Father's Day, if their father is alive and a white flower if he's dead. And if they have a nagging wife and a house full of screaming kids, they wear a pink flower - which means they are living but wish they were dead.

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Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.

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