Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.

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"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.

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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.

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Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.

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Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.

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