Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20? 1151 0
Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to. 1104 0
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey. 1118 1
Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them. 1559 1
