Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.

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Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.

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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.

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"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."

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Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.

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