Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.

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"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."

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Father's Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.

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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.

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Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.

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