Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?

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"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."

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"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.

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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.

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What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.

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