Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.

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What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.

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Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?

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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.

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Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.

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