Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."
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"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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