What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
A: A Selfie!
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
