Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.

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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.

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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!

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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.

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yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.

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