Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!
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A retiree and his aged wife started having problems in remembering, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the wife got up from her chair and her retired husband as ... read more
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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