How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast?
A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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I really do have a soft spot for my MIL.
It's out in the garden behind the garage.
