Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.

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Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.

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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.

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