What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.

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A mother noticed her little dauther praying. "Please, God," the little girl kept saying. "Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia." "Why did you make such as strange request?" the mother asked. "Beacause that's what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!"

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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.

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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.

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