Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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