Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!

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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

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An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the 
second fan. "If they made more of 
an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, 
I'd be supporting a decent team."

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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!

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