Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America.
Shamu: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America?
Ramu: Shamu!
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography.
What's your excuse?"
"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day.
So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
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I really do have a soft spot for my MIL.
It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
