Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.

Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.

Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.

My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I'm still employed. I just can't remember where.

So God is getting a bit bored in heaven, and he asks his archangel Michael, "Michael, I need to get away from it all for a bit. Where should I go to clear my head?" Michael replies, "Well, you could always go to Pluto. You could go create a mountain and ski, have a bit of fun." God says, "No, I don't think so. I don't do so well with the cold, and frostbite was definitely not one of my better creations." The archangels says, "Alright, well you could always try Mercury. It's nice and warm, you could just take a bit of time to relax, get a nice tan." "Michael," God says, "do you see how whit ... read more