Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Man visits India and meets an old man in the town square who is renowned for his elephantine memory. He asks the old man what he had for breakfast on the same day 15 years back. "Eggs," replies the old man, the man scoffs at this saying everyone has eggs for breakfast and walks away. Ten years later he returns to India and sees the same old man on the same spot, goes to him and asks, "How?" The old man takes one look at his face and replies, "Scrambled."
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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