How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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