I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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An angry man is coming home and shouts to his wife, "I know everything!" His wife reacts right away, "Is that so? Then tell me please. Who is the fifth highest peak in the world?"
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Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
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