Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.

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Teacher:Maria please point to America on the map. Maria:This is it. Teacher:Well done. Now class, who found America? Class:Maria did.

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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.

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My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I'm still employed. I just can't remember where.

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