Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the 
second fan. "If they made more of 
an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, 
I'd be supporting a decent team."

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Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America. Shamu: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America? Ramu: Shamu!

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Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.

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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.

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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.

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