Q: Why can't women read maps? A: Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile.

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My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I'm still employed. I just can't remember where.

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Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.

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Man visits India and meets an old man in the town square who is renowned for his elephantine memory. He asks the old man what he had for breakfast on the same day 15 years back. "Eggs," replies the old man, the man scoffs at this saying everyone has eggs for breakfast and walks away. Ten years later he returns to India and sees the same old man on the same spot, goes to him and asks, "How?" The old man takes one look at his face and replies, "Scrambled."

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Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.

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