Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.

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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.

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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!

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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

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