Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.

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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.

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Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.

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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.

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I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.

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