An angry man is coming home and shouts to his wife, "I know everything!" His wife reacts right away, "Is that so? Then tell me please. Who is the fifth highest peak in the world?"

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Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the 
second fan. "If they made more of 
an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, 
I'd be supporting a decent team."

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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.

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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.

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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.

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