What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.

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Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America. Shamu: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America? Ramu: Shamu!

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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

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Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.

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I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.

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