Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.

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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.

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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.

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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

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My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I'm still employed. I just can't remember where.

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