An accountant and a lawyer were laying on a beach in Hawaii sipping mai tai's. The lawyer started telling the accountant how he came to be there. "I had this downtown property in Memphis that caught fire and after the insurance paid off, I came here." The accountant said, "I had a downtown property, too, in Miami. It got flooded so here I am with the insurance proceeds." The lawyer took another sip of his mai tai, and then asked in a puzzled voice, "How do you start a flood?"

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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.

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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.

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In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.

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