Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.

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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.

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Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.

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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.

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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.

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