What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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A mother noticed her little dauther praying. "Please, God," the little girl kept saying. "Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia." "Why did you make such as strange request?" the mother asked. "Beacause that's what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!"
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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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