Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
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A redheaded man walks into a bar and sits next to another redheaded man. He orders a Guinness, and the 2nd redheaded man turns to him. "I'm guessing from that accent you're from Dublin?" he asks, in an Irish brogue. "Of course!" the 1st guy exclaims, "here, bartender, get this guy a Guinness, too." Their exchange continues: 1st: "Lemme ask you, what street did you grow up on?" 2nd: "St. Catherine Street. And you?" 1st: "St. Catherine Street, same as you!" 2nd: "Here, bartender, get this guy a Jameson! What school did you go to?" 1st: "St. Jospeh's Boy's Academy." 2nd: "Son of a b ... read more
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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