I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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A mother noticed her little dauther praying. "Please, God," the little girl kept saying. "Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia." "Why did you make such as strange request?" the mother asked. "Beacause that's what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!"
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