Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''

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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.

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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.

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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".

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