The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.

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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions

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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.

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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.

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