R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.

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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.

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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.

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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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