Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.

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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.

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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.

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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.

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