When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.

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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.

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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.

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