Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...

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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.

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