If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.

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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.

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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.

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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.

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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.

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