Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."

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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

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