What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

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Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die? A: Everywhere!

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