How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die? A: Everywhere!
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