How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass. 2792 0
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas." 1395 0
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun. 1351 0