Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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