What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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