What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die? A: Everywhere!

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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.

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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.

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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."

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