What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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