What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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