What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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