Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.

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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

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