How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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