How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.

 3043

0  

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

 1470

0  

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

 959

0  

Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."

 1515

0  

What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.

 1523

0