Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.

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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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