What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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