Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.

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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.

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Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die? A: Everywhere!

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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