What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

 1791

0  

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.

 1858

0  

Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die? A: Everywhere!

 2038

0  

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

 1561

0  

Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

 1420

0