Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die? A: Everywhere!

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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.

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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.

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