What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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