What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.

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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

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