What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby. 1459 0
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass. 2995 0
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas." 1483 0
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. 1399 0