Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner. "Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is ... read more