What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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