Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die? A: Everywhere!

What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner. "Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is ... read more

What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.