What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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