How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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