How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

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Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die? A: Everywhere!

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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.

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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

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