How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.

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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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