What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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