What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.

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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.

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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."

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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.

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