What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."

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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.

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