How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.

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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

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Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die? A: Everywhere!

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