What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die? A: Everywhere!
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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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