What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

 2192

1  

Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.

 1839

0  

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

 1573

0  

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

 1531

0  

How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.

 3249

0