What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.

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Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die? A: Everywhere!

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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