Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.

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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

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