How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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