Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play?
A: Twister.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
