There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

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Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.

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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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