Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!

Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.

Three old guys are out walking. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” Second one says, “No, its Thursday!” Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”

Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.

There were three women who always hung their laundry out in the backyard. Two of the women noticed Sophie never had her laundry out on days that it rained. One day, they were all out in the backyard putting their clothes on the line when one of the women said to Sophie, "How come when it rains, your laundry is never out?" "Well," said Sophie, "when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Paul. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know I can hang out the wash. If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it's going to rain, so I don't hang out the wash." "What if it is point ... read more