There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.

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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"

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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. ” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”

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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.

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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.

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