Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, its Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
