There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.

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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.

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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.

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Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house.

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