Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house.

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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.

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Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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