Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
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Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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