There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.

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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.

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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...

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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.

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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.

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