Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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