The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.

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Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."

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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.

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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days

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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.

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