Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"

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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...

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Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days

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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.

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