Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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