Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Vaginas are like weather,
when it's wet, it's time to go inside.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Why do blondes like lightning?
"They think someone is taking their picture."
