Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!"
The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, its Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
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Vaginas are like weather.
When it's wet, it's time to go inside.
