Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. ” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
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