Why do blondes like lightning?
"They think someone is taking their picture."
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?
She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
