Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.

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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.

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Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.

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