Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
