Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.

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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.

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Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.

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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!

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