Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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