Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.

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Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".

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What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.

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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.

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