Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.

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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.

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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.

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