Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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