Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.

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Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle

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There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.

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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!

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