Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

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Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.

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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.

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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.

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