A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"

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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.

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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.

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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"

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Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."

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