Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.

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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.

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Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.

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