In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.

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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.

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Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house.

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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!

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