Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.

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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.

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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.

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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.

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