Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.

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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".

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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.

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Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

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