Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.

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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.

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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.

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