Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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