An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because then the children have to play inside.
