That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.

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Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.

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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.

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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.

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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.

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