That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.

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Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house.

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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.

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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!

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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

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