Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?"
Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
