Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.

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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...

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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".

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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.

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