Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.

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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".

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Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.

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