Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.

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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.

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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.

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Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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