Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.

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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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