Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.

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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.

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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.

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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.

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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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