Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.

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Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.

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