Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.

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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.

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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.

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