Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
A coat of arms.
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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play?
A: Twister.
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It's called Monday.