Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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