Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, its Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?"
Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
