Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.

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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.

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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.

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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.

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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!

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