Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Yours sincerely,  The CAT
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
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