The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. ” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”

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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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