Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!

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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.

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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.

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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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