Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
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There were three women who always hung their laundry out in the backyard. Two of the women noticed Sophie never had her laundry out on days that it rained. One day, they were all out in the backyard putting their clothes on the line when one of the women said to Sophie, "How come when it rains, your laundry is never out?" "Well," said Sophie, "when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Paul. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know I can hang out the wash. If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it's going to rain, so I don't hang out the wash." "What if it is point ... read more
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Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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