Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
