Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.

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Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.

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Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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