Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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