Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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Q: How did the hail stone describe its life?
A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
