Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.

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Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.

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