It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".

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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!

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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.

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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.

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