The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.

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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.

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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.

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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

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