Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
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