Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It's called Monday.
