Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, its Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
