Chuck Norris can stand the rain...

 129

0  

No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...

 298

0  

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

 141

0  

Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.

 300

0  

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

 260

0