Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather?
A. Drizzle
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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
