That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.

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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle

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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.

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Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!

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