Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It's called Monday.
