There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.

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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".

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Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."

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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.

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What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.

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