Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.

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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...

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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.

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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.

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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.

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