After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?
She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?"
Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
