The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

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Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."

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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.

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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...

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