There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.

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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...

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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.

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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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