Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!

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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.

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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house.

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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"

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