It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. ” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”

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Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house.

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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.

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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.

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