Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house.

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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.

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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.

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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.

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