Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, its Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It's called Monday.
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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A nigger family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
