Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.

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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.

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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.

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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!

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