Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.

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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.

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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"

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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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