Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."

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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.

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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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