Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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