There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. ” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”

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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.

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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"

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There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.

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