Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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