Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It's called Monday.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
