Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.

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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.

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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.

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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.

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