Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.

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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.

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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.

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Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house.

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