Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
A coat of arms.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
