Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Yours sincerely,  The CAT
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There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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