Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.

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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.

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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.

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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!

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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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