It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
