Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, its Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
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That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor?
A: Not cool.
