Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the “good old days.” Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, “Roy, aren’t you and your bride celebrating your fiftieth wedding anniversary soon?” “Yup, we sure are,” Roy replied. “Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?” another man asked. The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, “For our twenty-fifth a ... read more
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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