Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.

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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.

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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.

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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.

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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".

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