Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
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