Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.

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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.

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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.

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