Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days

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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.

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Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house.

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Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

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