Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.

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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

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Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.

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