It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence. Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?" The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical. With a compass, the patient ... read more
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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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