Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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