Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.

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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.

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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.

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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.

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