Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.

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Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.

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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.

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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.

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Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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