Chuck Norris can stand the rain...

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There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.

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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.

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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.

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