Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, its Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
