Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.

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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".

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Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.

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