Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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