In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

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Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!

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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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