Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.

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Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.

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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.

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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.

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