Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.

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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...

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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.

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