Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.

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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.

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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.

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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.

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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.

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