Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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