Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.

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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.

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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.

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