Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.

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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.

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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.

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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days

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