Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
