What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.

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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...

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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.

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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.

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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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