The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!

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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.

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Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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