Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
