What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.

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Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days

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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...

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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.

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