Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
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