Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.

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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.

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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.

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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

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