No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...

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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.

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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!

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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.

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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

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