Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.

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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!

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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days

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