No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...

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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.

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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.

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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.

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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.

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