The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.

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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.

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Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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