Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.

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While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."

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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!

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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.

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