Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."

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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.

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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.

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