When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.

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This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, "What are you carrying?" "Melons," the blonde replies. "Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?" The blonde giggles and says, "If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them"

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Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.

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How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."

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