A Blonde was at a gumball machine.
She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out.
The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball.
She said, "Shut up! I'm WINNING!"
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A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her:
Any garbage today?
Yes, tree sacks please...
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A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
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What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
