How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for chips.

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge? A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.

NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, "Pig #1, do you know your mission?" The pig replies, "Oink oink. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Oink oink." Then NASA Control asks the second pig, "Pig #2, do you know your mission?" The second pig replies, "Oink oink. Once Pig #1 has completed the trillion dollar satellite launch, close hatch, and go back to Earth. Land shuttle. Oink oink." Then NASA asks the blonde, "Blonde woman, do you know your ... read more

What did the blonde get on her IQ test? Saliva.