How does a blond spell farm? E-I-E-I-O

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A blonde, a brunet and a red head were in a competition to see who could swim 60 miles accross a river. The brunet swims 30 miles, gets a cramp and drowns. The red head swims accross 30 miles, gets bit by a shark and drowns. The blonde swims 30 miles accross, says: "I'm tired." and swims 30 miles back.

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Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'

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She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

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Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.

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