What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
‘It’s okay, Daddy, I’m not hurt.’
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There are three blondes on an island.
A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off.
The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island.
The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away.
The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.
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Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.
