Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge? For people who don't drink.

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Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break? "It's too hard to re-train them."

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A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some dinner, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt. "Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?"

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Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!

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A blonde was cruising down the highway at breakneck speed when a cop pulled her over. “May I see your license and registration, please?” asked the cop. Miffed, the blonde said, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license. Now today you want me to show it to you!”

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