Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the North side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was s ... read more
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Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21.
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Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
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