How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
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Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?  A: An IN-body experience!
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What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
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Q. What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A. The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
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