A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature."
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning?
"Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Two blondes are sitting on a bench at the park.
One says to the other,"Hey, which is farther, California or the moon?"
The other blonde says,"Well, duh!
Can you see California?"
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Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"