What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.

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Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during the first joy ride, the engine jerks and the car slows to a stop. The blonde calls a tow truck. The mechanic sets to work, and 10 minutes later, the car is running again. "What was the matter?" she asks. "Simple really, just sh*t in the carburetor" he replies. Taken aback she asks, "Oh, how many times a week do I have to put that in?"

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