How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."

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There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"

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A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! I'm WINNING!"

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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

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