Why did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing!
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A blonde calls her mom...
Blonde: "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!"
Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?"
Blonde: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."
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Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.
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How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’
‘No, I just lie there.’
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Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).
