Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.
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Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?  A: Humpme Dumpme.
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A blonde and her boyfriend are going through they're daily routine in the bathroom when there's a knock at the door. The boyfriend who is in the shower tells the blonde to go answer the door. The blonde puts on a towel and goes to the door. A man is standing there, and says "Hey hun, do me a favor." "What?" askes the blonde. "Drop the towel and I'll give you $500!." replied the man. The blonde drops her towel and jiggles her tits for the man at the door. "Thanks, a ton hun, i'll catch you later" says the man and he hands her the $500. The blonde walks back smilling to her boyfriend w ... read more
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How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
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She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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