A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."

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What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.

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3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u disappear if u tell a lie. Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school. *poof* Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school. *poof* Blonde: I think-. *poof*

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Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

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Why did the blonde go to KFC? She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.

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