Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."

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What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."

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Q. What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A. Run...she has a grenade in her mouth.

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There's a blonde walking down a trail. She comes to a river and stops. She looks right then left. She sees another blonde on the other side. She asks her "how do you get to the other side?" The blonde on the other side look right then left and says "you are on the other side"!

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