A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic. "Everything ok with your car now?" "Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies. "Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?" "Yeah, but he didn't. I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"

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How does a blond spell farm? E-I-E-I-O

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Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!

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Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It hurts to boil their nipples!

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Two blondes are sitting on a bench at the park. One says to the other,"Hey, which is farther, California or the moon?" The other blonde says,"Well, duh! Can you see California?"

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