Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin.

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A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?" The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"

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Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.

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A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."

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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? Flattered.

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