Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.

An old man asks a blond: If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help? If he can’t manage me by himself off course!

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. The truck driver motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!" He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face. "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of His truck and breaks every window in her car ... read more

Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!

Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.