Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
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Why did the blonde go to KFC?
She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
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There's a blonde. She enters a laughing contest.
There's 10 levels to the contest. She gets to the 9th level and bursts into laughter.
The host asks her "Why did you laugh, you could have won."
The blonde reply's, "I finally got the first joke."
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Q:Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
A:It takes too long to retrain them.
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Q. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license?
A. Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.
