Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.

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Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.

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Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

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Three women were sitting in a bar, (a brunette, red head, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a boy". The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".

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