Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.
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Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
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A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.
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