“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.

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Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes.

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Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up. The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.” The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.” “That’s what my father says.”

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What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go? A blonde at a flashing red light!

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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!

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