How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.

Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN? A: Would that be a "missionary position?"

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde ... read more