Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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A blonde rings up an airline.
She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"
The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..."
The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.
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Q: Why was the blonde late for work?
A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.
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How do you break a blonde's nose?
Place a dildo under a glass table!
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Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin.
