Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.

There are 2 women getting ready to leave for work. The brunette gets in the driver's seat and the blonde gets in the passenger's seat. The brunette says: "We're late, so you watch out the back window for cops." As she speeds down the road she asks the blonde: "So, do you see any cops?" The blonde replies: "Yes!" The brunette says: "Are they behind us?" "Yes!" "Are they close?" "Yes!" "Are they going to stop us?" "I don't know!" "Well, are their lights on?" The blonde replies: "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...!

Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: What is long and hard to a blonde? A: Fourth grade.