Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water? A: A blonde trying to burn it down
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What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? "You keep hearing about them, but never see any."
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One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead's house while the redhead's father was out. The father had a pet parrot, which he did n ot let anyone else touch. But, when he left, the girls took him out. The girls were playing with it, when the blonde grabbed the parrot and accidentally ripped out one of its wings. “Now you've done it!” the red head yelled at the blonde. “Go buy him another one just like that, here's some money.” The redhead went into her piggy bank and gave the blonde $50. “Okay,” said the blonde, “but it's going to hard to find a parrot ... read more
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Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time? A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).
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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?  A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
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