A blonde was so proud of herself because she finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the cover said 2-4 years!

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Why did the blonde go to KFC? She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.

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Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle? Shine a torch into her ear.

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