Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
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A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?" Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must ... read more
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Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?  A: Humpme Dumpme.
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Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob? A. Because everybody gets a turn.
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Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade four.
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