Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss. 1532 0
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant. 1363 1
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses 2316 1
5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message". 1631 1
