5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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Q: What's the difference between me and a calendar? A: A calendar has dates.
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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
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Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
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