Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant. 1287 1
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed. 1026 0
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses 2181 1
I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats. 1255 0
