Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss. 1489 0
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed. 1060 0
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses 2258 1
I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats. 1316 0
