Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss. 1589 0
I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats. 1403 0
5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message". 1683 1
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant. 1395 1
