Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.

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'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.

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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.

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Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."

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