Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.

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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

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Q: What's the difference between me and a calendar? A: A calendar has dates.

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'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.

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