Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote. 1466 1
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss. 1363 0
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed. 980 0
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses 2058 1
