Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."

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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.

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'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.

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Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.

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