Q: What's the difference between me and a calendar? A: A calendar has dates.
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Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."
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Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Thomas replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother." A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Thomas answers, "Yes, I found the perfect gi ... read more
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
 1435
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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
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