I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats. 1292 0
Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday. 1504 0
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote. 1597 1
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses 2222 1
