'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

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I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.

 1288

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Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."

 1269

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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.

 887

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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"

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