Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss. 1495 0
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed. 1063 0
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses 2265 1
5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message". 1601 1
