I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats. 1392 0
5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message". 1672 1
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends." 2243 1
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant. 1386 1
