I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats. 1390 0
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss. 1581 0
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed. 1113 0
