If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses

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Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.

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Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."

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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.

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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

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