Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
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Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.
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Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."
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