'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.

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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.

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5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".

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