Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.

If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses

Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.

Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Thomas replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother." A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Thomas answers, "Yes, I found the perfect gi ... read more

I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.