I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats. 1464 0
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss. 1673 0
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends." 2337 1
Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday. 1737 0
