Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.

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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.

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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"

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I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.

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If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses

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