Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Thomas replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother." A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Thomas answers, "Yes, I found the perfect gi ... read more
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If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
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5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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