Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.

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Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.

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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.

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I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.

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