Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed. 1011 0
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends." 1989 1
5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message". 1517 1
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss. 1412 0
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses 2144 1
