Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.

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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.

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Q: What's the difference between me and a calendar? A: A calendar has dates.

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'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

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