Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
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Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.
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I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.
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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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