5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
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