Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
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Q: What's the difference between me and a calendar? A: A calendar has dates.
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'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
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5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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