'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

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Q: What's the difference between me and a calendar? A: A calendar has dates.

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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.

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5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.

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