Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote. 1738 1
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed. 1132 0
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends." 2271 1
