I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
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'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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