5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message". 1717 1
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant. 1420 1
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends." 2311 1
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote. 1783 1
