Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.

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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.

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I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.

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Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.

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