5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".

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Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"

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Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.

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Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.

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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.

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