5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message". 1529 1
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends." 1998 1
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed. 1013 0
I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats. 1239 0
