If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it.
Why?
Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex.
No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
