Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense. 239 0
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears. 368 0
Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before. 248 0
