If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking."
Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
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Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like...
Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
