Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
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A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out! "Holy cow! Did you see that!? That guy just jumped out the window!" The bartender does nothing. So the man takes another sip. A minute later the same guy walks in, orders another drink, chugs it, and jumps out the window again. "Jesus! He just jumped again!" The bartender ignores the man. So the man sits puzzled. The guy comes back into the bar, and orders another drink. "How did you survive that jump?" ... read more
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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