Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.

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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.

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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!

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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.

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