Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.

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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.

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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.

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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.

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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.

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