Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.

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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.

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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...

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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.

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