Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.

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Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.

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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.

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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.

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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.

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