Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."

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I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.

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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.

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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!

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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.

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