Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

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"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.

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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.

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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.

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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.

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