Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.

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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?

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Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.

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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.

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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.

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