Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.

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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...

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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.

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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.

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