How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.

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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"

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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!

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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.

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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.

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