Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win?
A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa.
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ?
One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
