When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.

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Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?

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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

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