Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.

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Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...

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Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.

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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.

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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.

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