Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.

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Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".

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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

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Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.

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