Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...
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All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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