Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.

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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.

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James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.

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