Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.

CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.

There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed, he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well, the nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. So then he leaned over her, put hi ... read more

Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.

Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!