J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!

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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!

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