Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.

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If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.

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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.

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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.

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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.

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