A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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