I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.

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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.

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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".

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Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.

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I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.

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