Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".

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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!

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