Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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