If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.

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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.

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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.

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