Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...

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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.

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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.

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Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking." Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."

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If I could bring one dead person back to life I'd bring back Walt Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction...

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