Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

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James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.

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Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."

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Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."

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