What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.

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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.

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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.

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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.

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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris

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