Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.

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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.

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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.

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At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?" Justin said, "If I were a boy."

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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"

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