Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. 367 0
I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?" I said "Because he didn't die in real life" 349 0
If I could bring one dead person back to life I'd bring back Walt Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction... 313 0
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car. 366 0
