Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.

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I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.

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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.

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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.

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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.

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