Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win?
A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.
Except for Chris Brown.
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones?
The punchlines are too long.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents.
Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
