Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents.
Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
