What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.

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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.

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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.

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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...

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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.

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