Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.

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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.

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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.

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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.

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