Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.

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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!

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Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...

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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.

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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.

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