Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?

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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.

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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.

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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.

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Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."

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