Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
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