The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...

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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...

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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.

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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.

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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.

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