Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it.
Why?
Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex.
No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children.
You put groceries in the other.
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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
