Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal. 233 0
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris. 344 0
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time 250 0
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder. 567 0
