Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.

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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.

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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.

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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!

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In "I Am Legend", Will Smith survived alone for years. 24 hours after a woman shows up, he dies. AND that girl stole his bacon.

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