James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!

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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.

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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

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