Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris

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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!

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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.

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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris

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