Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!

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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris

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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.

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I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.

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I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.

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