Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.

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Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".

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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.

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Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."

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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.

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