Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!

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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1

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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!

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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.

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