Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.

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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.

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Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.

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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.

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Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!

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