Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must ... read more
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"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.
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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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