Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.

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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.

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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...

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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.

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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.

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