If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.

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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...

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Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.

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Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.

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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.

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