A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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