Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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A real man would never cry in public unless:
He watched a movie in which a heroic dog dies to save his master.
Or if Heidi klum unbuckled her shirt.
Or if he accidentally dropped crates full of beer.
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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high
