Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.

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I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.

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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."

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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.

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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.

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