"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.

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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.

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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

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What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.

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