What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other. 379 0
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing. 323 0
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman! 287 0
