Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.

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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.

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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!

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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.

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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.

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