Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like...
Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Justin Bieber puked on stage.
That settles it, she's pregnant.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.