Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.

If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.

Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a ... read more