Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.

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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!

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Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."

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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.

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