If I could bring one dead person back to life I'd bring back Walt Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction...

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Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?

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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.

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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.

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