Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win? A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
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