When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.

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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.

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Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.

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