Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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