Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.

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I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."

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Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.

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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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