Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.

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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.

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How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.

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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.

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J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!

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