Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.

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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.

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First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.

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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.

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"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.

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