Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...

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At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?" Justin said, "If I were a boy."

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Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.

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