James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.

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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.

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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."

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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.

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