Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook

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If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.

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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...

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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.

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