Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.

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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.

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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.

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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.

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