Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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