Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.

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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time

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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.

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Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.

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