Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.

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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.

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How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.

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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.

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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.

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