If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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