Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

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Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking." Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."

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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.

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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.

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