"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"

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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.

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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.

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Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."

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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.

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