Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking. 205 0
If I could bring one dead person back to life I'd bring back Walt Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction... 322 0
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway. 490 0