If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1

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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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