I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
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Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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