Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.

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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.

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Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.

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Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.

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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.

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