Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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