Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.

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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...

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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.

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