Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win?
A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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Wanna know Victoria's Secret?
She has a penis.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father.
He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
