Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.

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Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?

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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

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First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.

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