Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.

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A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."

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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.

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Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!

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If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

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