Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.

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What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.

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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison.

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Q: Why is marriage not a word? A: It's a lifelong incarceration!

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