If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
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A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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