In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
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What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
