What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, "Englander, your arm is infected with gangrene we must cut it off." The English prisoner said, "Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go bombing." The German replied, "Yeah that will not be a problem." A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off. The Englishman says, "Well, could drop it over England like you did last time." "Yeah, that will be done," says the German. The ne ... read more

What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"

Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.