Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.

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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.

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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.

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Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"

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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.

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