What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
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