"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
A: Charged With Battery.
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Q: Why is marriage not a word?
A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
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If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A: Jail.
