What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After 3 years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community, and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over. The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself. ... read more
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If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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