Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.

Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.

Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday." On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? " "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that ... read more

Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.