If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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Q: Why is marriage not a word?
A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
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Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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Now, that's gotta be a hell of a thing to go to jail for cable.
You in there with mass murderers and everybody.
"What you in here for?"
"I killed six people. What you in here for?"
"Comedy Central."
