In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris

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Q: Why is marriage not a word? A: It's a lifelong incarceration!

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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.

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Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.

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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."

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