Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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Now, that's gotta be a hell of a thing to go to jail for cable.
You in there with mass murderers and everybody.
"What you in here for?"
"I killed six people. What you in here for?"
"Comedy Central."
