What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday." On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? " "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that ... read more

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison.

Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.

Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."