How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After 3 years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community, and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over. The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself. ... read more
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What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
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