Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison.

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Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."

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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.

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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.

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