What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
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Now, that's gotta be a hell of a thing to go to jail for cable.
You in there with mass murderers and everybody.
"What you in here for?"
"I killed six people. What you in here for?"
"Comedy Central."
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What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction?
"A Jail break"
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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A: "I feel like a kid again."
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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
