Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
A: Charged With Battery.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
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Now, that's gotta be a hell of a thing to go to jail for cable.
You in there with mass murderers and everybody.
"What you in here for?"
"I killed six people. What you in here for?"
"Comedy Central."
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
