Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
Copy paste...copy paste...
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".