Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!

 755

0  

What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.

 690

0  

How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.

 1086

0  

How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".

 734

0  

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

 1054

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