What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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