Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it. 948 0
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian! 863 0
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like. 806 0