A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
Copy paste...copy paste...
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
