Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.

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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

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