What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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