Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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