Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.

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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.

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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...

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