Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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