What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

 1112

2  

Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.

 852

0  

God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...

 846

0  

How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.

 742

0  

How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!

 786

0