My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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