How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".

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What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.

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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!

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