What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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