What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.

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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.

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What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

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