Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!

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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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