How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.

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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.

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