My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-

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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!

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What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.

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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.

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