How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.

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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.

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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.

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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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