Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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