A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
1581
0
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
1191
3
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
1148
2
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
948
0
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
