What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.

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