Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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