God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...

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Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.

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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".

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