My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-

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Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.

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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.

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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".

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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".

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