Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian! 703 0
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like. 641 0
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it. 763 0
