Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!

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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.

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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

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