How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".

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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.

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