Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.

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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.

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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.

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