Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.

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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.

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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.

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