Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
