Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night:
PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible.
PC2: Why, what did you dream about ?
PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
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What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.
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The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
