Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

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What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."

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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

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Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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