There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Murphy's Laws of Computing 1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. 4. When the going gets tough, upgrade. 5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction. 6. To err is human.. to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural. 7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up. 8. If at first you do n ... read more
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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