If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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