Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is <a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="d188b0b9bebe9192b9a4b2ba9fbea3a3b8a2ffb2bebc">[email&#160;protected]</a>
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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