A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
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What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called? 8.5 minutes burned processor.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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