UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!

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What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."

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I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.

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