Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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What do computers eat when they get hungry?
"Chips."
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Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.