A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users

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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.

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The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.

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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.

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