Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.

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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.

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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.” Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?” Customer: “Netscape.” Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?” Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?” Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.” Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”

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