Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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