Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data
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Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!