Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.

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A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users

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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!

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CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

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