Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.