The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.

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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.

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Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.

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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.

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I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.

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