Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower.
How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
