The stock market really plummeted today, but luckily there is a computer chip that is used to turn off the board if it gets too low. The Cubs have the same chip in there scoreboard.
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What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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