Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.

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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.

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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.

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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.

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