Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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