Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.
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Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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