Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
