I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me." So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!" I said, "£100 and it's yours."

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How come the women loves the PC? It’s easier to turn on!

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Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system

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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.

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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.

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