Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.

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Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.

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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

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What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.

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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.

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