Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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