If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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