The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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