I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.

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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.

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What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.

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How come the women loves the PC? It’s easier to turn on!

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