Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.

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How come the women loves the PC? It’s easier to turn on!

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The stock market really plummeted today, but luckily there is a computer chip that is used to turn off the board if it gets too low. The Cubs have the same chip in there scoreboard.

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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.

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A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."

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