Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.
900
1
Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
343
0
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
827
0
A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen".
The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
986
0
Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
