The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!

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An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?

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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

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A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."

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