Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system

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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.

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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is <a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="d188b0b9bebe9192b9a4b2ba9fbea3a3b8a2ffb2bebc">[email&#160;protected]</a>

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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.

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