I like my women how I like my laptop.
Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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The stock market really plummeted today, but luckily there is a computer chip that is used to turn off the board if it gets too low.
The Cubs have the same chip in there scoreboard.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
