A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?

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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.

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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.

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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.

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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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