Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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