Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
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CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
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