An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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