Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.

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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.

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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.

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I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me." So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!" I said, "£100 and it's yours."

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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.

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