I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.

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Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!

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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.

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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is <a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="d188b0b9bebe9192b9a4b2ba9fbea3a3b8a2ffb2bebc">[email&#160;protected]</a>

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