Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.