Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.

To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The m ... read more

Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.