A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."

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How come the women loves the PC? It’s easier to turn on!

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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.

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