I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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