A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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