Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.

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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.

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Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.

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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.

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