Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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What do computers eat when they get hungry?
"Chips."
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
