Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
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Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
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Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
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