I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?

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While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"

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Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!

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I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.

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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.

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