Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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