Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.

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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?

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Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.” Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?” Customer: “Netscape.” Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?” Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?” Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.” Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”

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