Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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