If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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