Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
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