Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.

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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.

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I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.

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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.

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