Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.

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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.

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I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me." So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!" I said, "£100 and it's yours."

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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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