How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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