Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.

 776

1  

Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.

 168

0  

Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.

 243

0  

If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.

 277

0  

The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.

 811

0