If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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