Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is <a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="d188b0b9bebe9192b9a4b2ba9fbea3a3b8a2ffb2bebc">[email&#160;protected]</a>
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The stock market really plummeted today, but luckily there is a computer chip that is used to turn off the board if it gets too low. The Cubs have the same chip in there scoreboard.
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