Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.

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Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!

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I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.

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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.

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What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."

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