A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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