Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.” Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?” Customer: “Netscape.” Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?” Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?” Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.” Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”

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Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!

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Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

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I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.

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