Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times
I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze.
Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?”
Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
