Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
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I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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