If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!

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You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.

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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

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My New Years resolution is 1080p.

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