My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions. 1220 0
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year! 890 0
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true. 1660 0
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten. 856 0
