A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.

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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!

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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!

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My New Years resolution is 1080p.

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