A Senator in the USA was once asked about his attitude toward whisky. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of a New Year toast, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise."
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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