My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey. 913 0
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year! 956 0
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten. 950 0
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions. 1292 1
