Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten. 1474 0
My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey. 1303 0
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions. 1940 1
