Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
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My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
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This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh.
The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?"
So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
