Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.
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My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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