If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang! 1678 0
My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey. 1100 0
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year! 1153 0
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten. 1228 0
