After twelve years of carrying books to school, you're well prepared for a career in backpacking.
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Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan. When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.
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One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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If you majored in fine arts or philosophy, you have good reason to be worried. The only place you are now really qualified to get a job is in Ancient Greece.
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When my daughter asked me what to buy her friends for graduation presents. I suggested morning-after pills and bus passes.
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