Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage.
They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
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When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?
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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.