Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.

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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.

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What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.

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The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."

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First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

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