Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.

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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.

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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.

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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".

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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!

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