Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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A real man would never cry in public unless: He watched a movie in which a heroic dog dies to save his master. Or if Heidi klum unbuckled her shirt. Or if he accidentally dropped crates full of beer.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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