Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.

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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.

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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.

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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.

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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.

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