Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.

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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.

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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.

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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."

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