Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.

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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.

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Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda? A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.

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