How many men would it take to mop a floor?
No one knows; they've never done it.
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Did you hear about the man who got a vasectomy at Sears?
Now every time he gets excited, the garage door goes up.
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What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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Q: What is height of Stupidity?
A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest..
He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
