Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team?
A: The New York Jets.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Q: What is the difference between an ISIS boot camp and a local school?
A: How should I know? I just fly the drones.
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Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage.
They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
