A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.

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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.

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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.

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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.

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