Q: One night a man and a woman walked into the bar they left. Who remains? A: The night...

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If practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect then why practice?

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Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation? A: Expla-nation...

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If two wrongs don't make a right, then why does a double negative make a positive?

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If Horrible and Horrific are the same things, then why are terrible and terrific opposites?

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