Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!

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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.

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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.

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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.

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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.

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