What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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