Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.

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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork

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Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway? A: Because its underground.

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Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.

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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.

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