A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"

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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.

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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.

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We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

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