Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!

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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

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Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.

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Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.

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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.

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