Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."

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Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.

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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.

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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.

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