"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!

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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.

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Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!

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Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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