Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.

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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.

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