Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday. 1376 0
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant. 1253 1
I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats. 1207 0
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote. 1513 1
