Archimede's love principle- When a heart is dipped partially or fully in d love of a girl, then d loss in studies is equal to time spent in her memories...
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Aftr engagement! Girl: Now stop looking at girls, u r commited now! Boy: Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesnt mean that i cant look at the MENU . .
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Boy: U r d Sunshine Of My Life ! Without U Life's Like A Dreamy Cloud ! U r In My Heart Like A Lovely Drizzle In d Sun ! Girl: Now Go Further, I've 2 Listen More Weather Report :p
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Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life...Without You Life Is Cloudy...You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land...Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?
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After 0ur Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, "I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You . . ." :)
