Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.

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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.

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Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!

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