I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.

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A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you." The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five". The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?" "No" says the boy, "he minded his own fucking business."

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

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Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates. Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.

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