Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.

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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.

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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.

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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.

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