Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
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A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in. Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?" "Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Q: What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A: A sunken chest with no booty!
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A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants" The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."
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