8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?! 11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.
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Boy: how do i play the guitar???? girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :| boy: am i so good??? :D :O girl: if u were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
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How to impress a girl: Respect Her, Honour Her, Love Her, Protect Her, Care For Her...How to Impress a boy: Just smile once, Game over
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Girl: OMG, You look so much better when you don’t wear your glasses Boy: Well, You look better when I don’t wear my glasses too.
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Wat's the Perfect Example of Both Good Luck & Bad Luck @ same time? D Naughty Wind Blows d Girl's Skirt high, Bt Also Brings Dust in d Boy's Eyes..!!
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