Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? A: One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
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Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands: "Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercin ... read more
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