Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
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The town’s local council remarks that the best lawyer in town never made a donation to charity tendency. To convince him, the mayor calls him in his office: Sir, I remarked that you’re revenue reached a number of $600.000. With all these, you never made a donation to the charity... If you looked into my files, did you also remark that my mother is sick, and the medicaments she needs exceed her funds? No... answers mayor. In second place, my brother, war veteran, is condemned in a wheelchair and he’s blind. The mayor started apologizing, but was interrupted: And more, my sister died i ... read more
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Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
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He was so mean that when he found a pack of corn plasters he went out and bought a pair of tight shoes.
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Question: What’s six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Answer: Money.
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