Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores." Hitler replies, "Well, mine less." A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!" Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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