Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".

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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.

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Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!

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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!

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