Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.

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I did so much crack, one day I broke in my own house. I ain't lying. I was halfway out the door with the TV before I realized it was my place. And before I broke in, I used to stand outside and case the joint. Finally, I said, "Damn, this brother will never come home!"

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Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.

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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? A: Drug Abuse.

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