Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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