A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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