What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

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Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A: A Budweiser in each hand!

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A guy orders spaghetti in a restaurant. In the middle of eating he finds a hair in his food. He says to the waiter, "I'm not paying for this dirty meal," and walks out. The waiter watches the guy go into a whorehouse. The waiter waits about 10 minutes, bursts through the door and finds the guy with his face buried in p**sy. The waiter says, "You eat p**sy and complain about one hair in your spaghetti." The man replies, "Yeah, and if I find any spaghetti in this p**sy, I'm not paying for it either."

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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.

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