The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell. 178 0
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch. 207 0
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos. 217 0
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them." 156 0
