Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.

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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.

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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.

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