Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.
The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
