Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
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Teacher: Tomorrow, there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Student: No Madam! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Student: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!!
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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon...Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
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Teacher: Which is the oldest living animal on earth?
Student: Zebra!
Teacher: How?
Student: Its still Black & White...
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TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with "I"...Kashif: I is .....TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."...Kashif: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
