Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him! Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."

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The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.

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Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.

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