A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police.
The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man.
"Is there a fat bird in my car?"
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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
