Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.

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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.

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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.

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