Boy: hey babe can I show you something? Girl: sure babe Boy: can I show this in your room? Girl: OK Boy: can we close the window? Girl: sure Boy: can you close the door? Girl: okay (grasping) Boy: can you turn off the lights? Girl: sure (even grasping) Boy: grab my hand Girl: (grab his hand) what is it, babe? Boy: look at this, my watch can glow in the dark

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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant...What Do You Want It To Be? Boyfriend: A Joke.

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Height of insult: Girl msgs her bf...jaan i can't live widout u...Will u marry me??? reply comes...Whos dis? I lost all my contacts... :D

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl: "see i told you not to worry!!!!"

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Boy: how do i play the guitar???? girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :| boy: am i so good??? :D :O girl: if u were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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