Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
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Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve?
A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.
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Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
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Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up?
A: Lets just be cousins.
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Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?
A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
