Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.

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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.

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