Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers

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Patient: "Doctor, do you think that I shall live until I am ninety?" Doctor: "How old are you now?" Patient: "40" Doctor: "Do you drink, gamble, smoke or do you have any other vice?" Patient: "No. I don’t drink. I don’t gamble. I don’t smoke. I have no vice." Doctor: "Then why do you want to live for another fifty years?"

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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.

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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.

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Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.

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