There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,” So they turned around and went home.

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Blonde Overdue A blonde goes into a library and cheerfully says, "Hi! I'm here to see the doctor!" In a stern, but hushed voice, the librarian says, "Miss, this is a library." So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor.

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Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

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How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two. One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!

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Q: How does a blonde order a root beer? A: Extra large, hold the roots.

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