Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.

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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.

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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!

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Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it's Halloween!

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