I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Boss comes up to an employee:
"Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!"
"Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
