After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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Little Johnny once bought his Granny a very fine toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there wasn't a sign of it in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked his Grandma, "Granny, what happened to the loo brush I gave you?" "Darling, I really didn't like it. After all those years, I've gotten used to the toilet paper, and this new thing was just far to scratchy."

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

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Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year

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