What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning. As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet. The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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