Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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