Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.
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Its my birthday today.
My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever...
I wonder where shes going ?
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"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die."
"Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
