Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?
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