What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.

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If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.

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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.

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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.

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