You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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