"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die."
"Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
