What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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