"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die."
"Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
