What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.” The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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