Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.
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If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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A couple had been married for 30 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me." The fair ... read more
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