Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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