Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.

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Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?

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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.

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There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions “What happened on June 6, 1944?” “We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!” “What was the turning point of world war 2?” “Battle of the bulge, sir!” “What’s is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought “I don’t know, sir!” The superior then said “Well, I’ll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.”

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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.

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