After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
