Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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Its my birthday today.
My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever...
I wonder where shes going ?
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
