What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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