If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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