Q: What is your date of birth?
A: December 30th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year
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Birthdays are good for your health.
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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Its my birthday today.
My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever...
I wonder where shes going ?
