Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."

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