Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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A white horse goes into a bar, and orders a pint of bitter.
"Blimey," the barman says, "we sell a whisky named after you."
"What, Eric?" says the horse.
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Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
A: The horse's name is Friday!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.
It came in at quarter past four.
