A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"
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Q: Why is horse racing so romantic? A: Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.
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