The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: "What do you want? "
Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus."
St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team?
A: The New York Jets.
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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams, "Nein!, Nein"
So two guys walk away.
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
