Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".

Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.

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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.

Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.