Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.

 2001

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

 1543

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Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".

 720

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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.

 3095

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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.

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