Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.

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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.

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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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