Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.

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We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there. It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.

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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."

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Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name.

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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