Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day?
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team?
A: The New York Jets.
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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!