Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day?
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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Which is the most confusing day in America?
Father's day!
80% don't know whom to wish.
Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?
A: A new last name.
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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
