Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.

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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.

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Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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