Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".

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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.

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Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name.

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