Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.

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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."

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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.

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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.

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