Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.

A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."

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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!