Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day?
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team?
A: The New York Jets.