Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name.

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Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!

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We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there. It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.

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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."

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