Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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They are going to play golf at the business meeting. The guy flies out there a day early. He's got all day in Japan so he decides he wants to get himself a geisha. He goes to a house of ill repute and finds what he's looking for. He takes her in back and starts doing his thing. The girl starts going crazy. She starts yelling, "Machigatta ana! Machigatta ana!" He thinks, "This girl is loving this." Next day in the golf course he hits a hole in one. He doesn't know any Japanese so he yells, "Machigatta ana!" The Japanese guys ask him, "What do you mean wrong hole?"
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name.
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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
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