Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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