Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name.
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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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