Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.

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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.

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