Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.

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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.

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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.

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