My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.

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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."

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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.

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