Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name.
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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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