Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."

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