Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".

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Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name.

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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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