Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat. 7623 1
Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats! 2399 1
Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. 8859 2
