Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

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Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.

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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

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Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day!

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The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

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