Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."

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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.

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Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.

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Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"

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