Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank.
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In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen ... read more
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
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