Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.

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Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

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The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

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Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.

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