Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: 1 ... read more
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
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