Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank.

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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!

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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.

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Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.

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