Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen ... read more

Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!

Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!