Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day!

Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.

Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flee legs. Just then, the second flea arrived just a shiverin' and a shakin'. The first flea asked, "What the hell happened to you?" To which the second flea replied "I just rode out here on a bikers mustache and I'm so very coldddd!" The first flea said, "Don't you know the special trick to gettin here, first you go to the airport, go straight to the mens cammode, wait for a young pil ... read more

Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."