Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.

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Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

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Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"

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Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.

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