Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.

Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.

Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!

A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."

Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!