Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

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Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.

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Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."

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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.

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