Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!

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Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."

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Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.

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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.

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