Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
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Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
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Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
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Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
