Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

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Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!

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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!

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The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

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Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank.

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