Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!

Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!

A truck was traveling through town. When the driver stopped at a red light, A blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said, "Mr. you're losing part of your load". She jumps back into her car and follows the truck to the next light. She jumps out of car and runs up to the driver's window, "Mr. you're losing part of your load." The same thing happens for 7 stops, finally the 8th stop, the blonde came running up to the truck driver's window, before she could say anything, the driver said, "MA'AM, THIS IS WINTER IN MAINE, I'M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK......."

Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"

Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!