Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
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Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.
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Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank.
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