Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
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A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen".
The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream!
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
