Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

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Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!

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The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

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Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.

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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.

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