Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!

Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.

In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen ... read more