One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flee legs. Just then, the second flea arrived just a shiverin' and a shakin'. The first flea asked, "What the hell happened to you?" To which the second flea replied "I just rode out here on a bikers mustache and I'm so very coldddd!" The first flea said, "Don't you know the special trick to gettin here, first you go to the airport, go straight to the mens cammode, wait for a young pil ... read more

Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.