In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen ... read more

Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank.

Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.

Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!