A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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