Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!

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Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."

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Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.

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Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.

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