Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

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Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"

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Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."

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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.

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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.

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