Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
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Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
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Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.
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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
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