Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."
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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
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The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
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