Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
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Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream!
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
