Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day!

Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."

Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.

A truck was traveling through town. When the driver stopped at a red light, A blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said, "Mr. you're losing part of your load". She jumps back into her car and follows the truck to the next light. She jumps out of car and runs up to the driver's window, "Mr. you're losing part of your load." The same thing happens for 7 stops, finally the 8th stop, the blonde came running up to the truck driver's window, before she could say anything, the driver said, "MA'AM, THIS IS WINTER IN MAINE, I'M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK......."