Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
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Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.
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Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."
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Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!
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