Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
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