Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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Fishing in a frozen lake It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally ... read more
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Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."
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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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