A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank.

The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.

Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."