Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream!
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Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ?
A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
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A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen".
The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
A: Have an ice day!
