Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?
A: A snowmobile!
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?
A: Because their lips will get chapped!
