Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
A: Have an ice day!
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Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
