Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.

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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!

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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.

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Police have found the body of a man in the Thames wearing a Chelsea shirt, womens underwear, fishnet stockings, suspenders and with an extra large dildo stuck up his arse. They have removed the Chelsea shirt to save the family any embarrassment ...

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On the ninth day, God said, "Let there be soccer." And it was good. Later on that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence." God said, "Let it be called the Manchester United." Later that day, God said, "Even Man U needs idiots." So HE made their fans.

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