They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.

The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.

Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!

DEPT OF STATISTICS: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve. DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind. DEPT OF HISTORY: All students get the same grade they got last year. DEPT OF RELIGION: Grade is determined by God. DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY: What is a grade? LAW SCHOOL: Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A. DEPT OF MATHEMATICS: Grades are variable. DEPT OF LOGIC: If and only if the student ... read more