They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests." Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. "Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was, 'Who was our first president?', and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington,' and so did you." "So, everyone knows that he was the first president." "Well, just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was, 'Who freed the slaves?' Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so ... read more
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The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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