“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept. 1016 0
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study! 1109 0
Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died. 1148 0
