“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept. 1035 0
Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died. 1182 0
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad. 1418 0
