Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!

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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.

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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.

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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.

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