Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
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Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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