Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

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Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

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Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!

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Death: It's your time. give me your hand Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die! Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five! Blonde: *high fives* Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...

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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!

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