No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.

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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

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Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.

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I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

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