Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

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At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass. The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration. Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?" "No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

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