Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walk s to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.
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