Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! ... read more