Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They are easier to keep amused.
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In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game.
The cashier:
- Are you stupid? This isn't real money!
Peter:
- You're stupid. The car is not real either.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
