Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In a stork?
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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.