Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."

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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."

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A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.

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