Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"

Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.

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