Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."
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Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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