Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blond yelled at the doctor...
"A cute appendicitis!
I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
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Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.