Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!

Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

A truck was traveling through town. When the driver stopped at a red light, A blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said, "Mr. you're losing part of your load". She jumps back into her car and follows the truck to the next light. She jumps out of car and runs up to the driver's window, "Mr. you're losing part of your load." The same thing happens for 7 stops, finally the 8th stop, the blonde came running up to the truck driver's window, before she could say anything, the driver said, "MA'AM, THIS IS WINTER IN MAINE, I'M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK......."

"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?