Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away. 2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you 4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him. 6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the lead ... read more

Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.

Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.