Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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