Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!

Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how l ... read more