Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.

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Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.

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A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.

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I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

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