Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
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