A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic.But let me ask you a question first." "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excre ... read more
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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