Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
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"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
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