Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.

Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how l ... read more

Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"