yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.

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Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!

Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"