A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic.But let me ask you a question first." "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excre ... read more
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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