Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

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One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.

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Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.

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