Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
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A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal." "That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car." "Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell ... read more
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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