Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! ... read more