Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is ap ... read more
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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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