Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

I may be a cold hearted and a unloving bitch, but I'm damn good at it How am I driving? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS I'm not an alcholic Alcoholics go to meetings I am a drunk NO FAT CHICKS! Dont laugh at my ride, your daughter may be in it! Horn broke watch for finger I'm not pshycotic, I cant read your mind. Keep staring I might do a trick. Chicks dig my ride. I found Jesus... he was behind the coach the whole time. I didn't sell my soal to satan...... but we did work out a rent to own deal. Dyslexic satan worshipers think they're worshipping Santa. I haven't been the same since that ... read more

Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.

Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."