Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.

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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.

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