When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.

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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.

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