A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. "What are you doing." they ask her. So she replies "Hanging myself." The men are confused and asked "If you are hanging youself, you put the rope around your neck." The blond says "Duh....I tried that, I couldn't breath."

 320

0  

Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

 278

0  

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

 376

0  

Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial

 2574

1  

At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass. The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration. Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?" "No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."

 3807

2