My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.

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"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."

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Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

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