Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

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A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.

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Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.

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"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"

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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

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