Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly t ... read more
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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