Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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