I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.

I may be a cold hearted and a unloving bitch, but I'm damn good at it How am I driving? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS I'm not an alcholic Alcoholics go to meetings I am a drunk NO FAT CHICKS! Dont laugh at my ride, your daughter may be in it! Horn broke watch for finger I'm not pshycotic, I cant read your mind. Keep staring I might do a trick. Chicks dig my ride. I found Jesus... he was behind the coach the whole time. I didn't sell my soal to satan...... but we did work out a rent to own deal. Dyslexic satan worshipers think they're worshipping Santa. I haven't been the same since that ... read more

Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."