Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.

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Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.

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Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

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