No!
You don't have "Bad luck".
You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?"
"We made copies of all the receipts!"
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
