Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!
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Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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Two students talk:
"What are you reading?"
"Quantum physics theory book."
"But why are you reading it upside-down?"
"It makes no difference anyway."
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Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
