Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

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Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"

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Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."

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