Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge to keep it in." The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty stupid, but says his wife is more stupid. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn’t even know how to drive!" The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both ... read more
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