Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

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There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "George, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 110!" George says, "I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"

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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.

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