There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "George, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 110!" George says, "I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.
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