Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."

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There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "George, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 110!" George says, "I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

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