At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass. The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration. Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?" "No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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