My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-

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A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

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A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"

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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

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