Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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