Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

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A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.

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A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walk s to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.

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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

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