Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change a thing.
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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A. One - men will screw anything.
B. One - men will screw up anything.
C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
