Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.

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How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.

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Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!

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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.

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