Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "How many can you afford?"
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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
