Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.

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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.

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How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb? 3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company.

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