Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.
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