Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem. 507 0
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark. 381 0
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it. 619 0
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him. 376 0
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself. 539 0