How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
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Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything.
