Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.

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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.

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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.

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