Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.

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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.

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