How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.
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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
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