How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One...men will screw anything.
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How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change a thing.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A. One - men will screw anything.
B. One - men will screw up anything.
C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
