Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on." She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can’t wear your pants," she said. "That’s right!" said the husband, "and don’t you forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can’t get int ... read more
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Seven days on a honeymoon make one hole weak.
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Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
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