Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!" Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hou ... read more
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Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
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