Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss to allow alcohol. 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. 8. It encourages carpooling. 9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you do ... read more
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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