Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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A paralegal, an associate, and a partner of a prestigious law firm are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you one." "Me first!" says the paralegal. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with Tom Cruise." Poof! She's gone. "Me next!" says the associate. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other." Poof! He's gone. "You're next," the Genie says to t ... read more
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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