What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.

What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.

Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.

A newlywed couple arrives in their sumptuous honeymoon suite, and it turns out they are both virgins. Brought up the old traditional way, neither of them really knows how to have sex. So after about half a painful hour of abortive attempts to get it on, an idea occurs to the husband. "OK, honey," he says, "this is what we'll do. I'll go into the closet and you go into the bathroom. We'll both get undressed and turn off the lights in the bedroom. And then on the count of three we'll both rush out at each other and then it will just happen in the middle of the bedroom." The wife is a bit ... read more

Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.