So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
