Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain." 707 0
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus." 1335 0
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record! 707 0