Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."

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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.

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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!

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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."

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Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.

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