Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.

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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."

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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!

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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.

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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.

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