Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen. 1222 1
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record! 733 0
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus." 1379 0