The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.
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You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
