A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
