Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.

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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.

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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.

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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."

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