Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.

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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.

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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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