Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
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A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
