Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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