Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.

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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."

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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.

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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."

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Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.

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