Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.

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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.

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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.

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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."

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