Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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