Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen. 1350 1
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record! 802 0
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain." 808 0
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes. 1279 0
