Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
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You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
