Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
