The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
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"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
