Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
