Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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