Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
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Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
