So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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