Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!

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A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.

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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.

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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.

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Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."

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