A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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