Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."

 707

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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.

 647

3  

Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

 954

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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."

 1335

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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!

 707

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