Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.

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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.

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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.

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