So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.

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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.

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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.

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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."

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Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.

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