A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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