Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
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Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
