Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."

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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!

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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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