"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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