Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."

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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.

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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.

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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."

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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.

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