Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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