Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!

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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."

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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."

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Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.

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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.

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