You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.

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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!

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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."

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