Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!

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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!

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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."

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Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.

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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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