Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
