A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
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"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
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Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
