Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."

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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!

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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.

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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!

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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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