"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."

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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."

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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."

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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.

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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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