"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."

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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.

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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!

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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.

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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.

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