"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
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