Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
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A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
