Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain." 820 0
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes. 1300 0
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus." 1519 0