Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
