Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."

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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.

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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.

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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."

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