Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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