Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."

 842

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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!

 836

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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.

 767

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

 2149

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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!

 882

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