Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.

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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."

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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.

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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."

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