Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."

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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."

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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!

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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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