Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
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Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
