Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
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"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
