Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?
A: To buy some quack.
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A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."...
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Why did the duck get arrested?
because he was selling quack.
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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
