Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?
A: To buy some quack.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
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What do ducks wear to party's?
A duck-sedo!
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Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail.
Little Johnny says, "De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail."
