If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
1653
0
What do ducks wear to party's?
A duck-sedo!
1328
0
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?
A: To buy some quack.
866
0
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
841
1
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
