I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Q: What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
