Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail.
Little Johnny says, "De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail."
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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
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Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?
A: To buy some quack.
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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Why did the duck get arrested?
because he was selling quack.
