Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."

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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!

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Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.

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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.

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