Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok? Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant...If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo :p
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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife From 10 GirlFriends...Even If U Pick Most Beautiful, Most Intelligent, Kindest Women, There's Still Pain Of Loosing 9
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Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven..!!! While Unfaithful will enjoy heaven on earth..!! Choise is yours!!!!!
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When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" ...Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."...Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman...Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?" ...Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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