Husband to a newly wed wife: I could go to the end of the world for you..Wife: Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

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A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay...Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"

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Fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband's coat from 20 meters, but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car .

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Wife called her husband..Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank...Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress...Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river...Do you want fish to cook?

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