After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you...She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.
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Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today...Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times...Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much, Did he do that ?? Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. :P
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."
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Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit? Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
