Husband texts to wife on cell.."Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

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Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills...Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!!

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Wife called her husband..Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank...Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress...Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river...Do you want fish to cook?

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Cool Msg by a woman- "Dear Mother-in-law, Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"...

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A Youing Couple Were Having Their First Fight And It Was A Big One...After A While,The Husband Said: "When We Got Married, You Promised To Love, Honor n Obey"...His Bride Replied: "I Know But I Didn't Want To Start An Argument In Front Of All Those People At the Wedding"

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