Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet..Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
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Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today...Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times...Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much, Did he do that ?? Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. :P
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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"...Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST...A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE...A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
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Husband: You know, our son got his brain from me...Wife: I think he did, I still got mine with me!
