A husband and a wife are like two wheels of a vehicle...If one gets punctured, the vehicle can`t move any further...Moral: Always keep a spare wheel!
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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A Lady to Doctor: My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure? Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen he is awake
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It is said that Husband is the head of the family, But Remember that wife is the Neck of the family...& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)
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Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
