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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
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