I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.
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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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