If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.

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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...

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I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."

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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.

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Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."

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