Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people?
A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
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Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals?
A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
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A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?
A: After it reaches 95%
