A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral.
A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said.
"It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
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Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
