Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.

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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.

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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.

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Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.

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Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.

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