Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?
A: After it reaches 95%
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans?
A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
