Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
