Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans?
A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals?
A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
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Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people?
A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
