A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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