Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

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Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.

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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.

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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%

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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.

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