A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?
A: After it reaches 95%
