A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market?
A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans?
A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
