A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral.
A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said.
"It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet?
A: A free for all.
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Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
