Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?
A: After it reaches 95%
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Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
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Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans?
A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
