A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral.
A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said.
"It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market?
A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?
A: After it reaches 95%
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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet?
A: A free for all.
