Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.