Q: What is a Democratic Free Market?
A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral.
A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said.
"It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans?
A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
