Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category. 1515 1
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do. 757 4
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people. 811 0