Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people?
A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market?
A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
