A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans?
A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
