A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?"
The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?"
And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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What do Scientists have for snacks?
Micro-chips.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
