Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?"
The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?"
And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."
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A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
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I would make a science joke but all the good ones ARGON.
