Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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