Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.

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A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks. "No," says the psychic, "in biology class."

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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.

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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.

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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.

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