Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

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Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.

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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.

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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.

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