Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!
The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"
Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
