One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke." The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas." The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system." All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?" The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."

Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.

A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.

How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.