Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.

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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.

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First woman in space: "Houston, we have a problem." What? "Never mind." What's the problem? "Nothing." Please tell us. "I'm fine."

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

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