Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.

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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.

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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.

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Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip

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