Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned."
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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