Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Ramu: "HIJKLMNO"!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Ramu: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.

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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.

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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.

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