Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.

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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.

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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned."

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