All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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Scientists invented a machine to catch thieves. In 30 minutes in Canada the machine caught 10 thieves, in 15 minutes in the U.S the machine caught 5 thieves, in 3 minutes in Trinidad thieves stole the machine.
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