Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

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Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?  A: An IN-body experience!

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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.

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A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers. She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop." The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone. The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.

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Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.

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