A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.

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Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time, and she asked, “My name begins with the letter ‘M’ and I pick up things. What am I?” A little boy on the front row proudly said, “You’re a mother!”

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Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.

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