Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.

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First woman in space: "Houston, we have a problem." What? "Never mind." What's the problem? "Nothing." Please tell us. "I'm fine."

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"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."

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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe

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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.

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