Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Ramu: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Ramu: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive.
