"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned."
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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