Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
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A neutron walks into a bar.
"Id like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge."
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
