Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?" Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. "Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?" Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "How dare you ask such a question?" she says. "I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!" Mrs. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted. She asks the class ... read more
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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