Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
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Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!
The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"
Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
