Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.

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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.

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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.

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