First woman in space: "Houston, we have a problem." What? "Never mind." What's the problem? "Nothing." Please tell us. "I'm fine."
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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