Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.

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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.

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Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.

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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe

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