Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, "There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything." After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same. After hesitating, they all did it. "Next," the professor said, "you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger."
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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