Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.

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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.

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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.

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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.

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Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.

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