A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?"
The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?"
And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was.
The boy replied with "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O".
The Teacher was stunned. "That's not right, how did you come up with that?"
The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
They do so within groups of 40.
