Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, "There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything." After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same. After hesitating, they all did it. "Next," the professor said, "you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger."
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