Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!
The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"
Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
