What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.

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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.

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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.

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