Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.

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Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?  A: An IN-body experience!

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First woman in space: "Houston, we have a problem." What? "Never mind." What's the problem? "Nothing." Please tell us. "I'm fine."

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A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers. She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop." The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone. The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.

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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

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