Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."

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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.

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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.

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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.

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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.

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