According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Scientists invented a machine to catch thieves. In 30 minutes in Canada the machine caught 10 thieves, in 15 minutes in the U.S the machine caught 5 thieves, in 3 minutes in Trinidad thieves stole the machine.
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?  A: An IN-body experience!
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