Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium. 219 0
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake. 671 0
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. 396 0
