Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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