Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.

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A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers. She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop." The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone. The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.

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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.

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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.

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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.

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