Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."

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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.

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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.

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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.

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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.

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