Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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