It was a celebratory mood with the boys at NASA; they had just made the scientific achievement of a lifetime. As they were uncorking a bottle of champagne, Dr. Lowenstein, the head scientist at NASA, asked everyone to be quiet as he had received a congratulatory phone call from the President of the United States. He picked up a special red phone, and spoke into it. "Mr. President," said Dr. Lowenstein, grinning broadly, "after twelve years of hard research and billions of dollars spent, we have finally found intelligent life on Mars." He listened for a second, and his smile gradually disap ... read more

I would make a science joke but all the good ones ARGON.

Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.

Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.