Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck. 490 0
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together. 321 0
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. 171 1
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. 410 0
