Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
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What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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I would make a science joke but all the good ones ARGON.
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