"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned."

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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.

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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.

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Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive.

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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.

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