Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.

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Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.

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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.

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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.

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