Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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Q: What is the difference between an ISIS boot camp and a local school? A: How should I know? I just fly the drones.
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When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
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Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die? A: Everywhere!
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