Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathisers.

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My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.

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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.

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Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.

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A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad. Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!" The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes. When they realize what has happened, the terrorists come back to where the blonde is still standing. They raise their rifles, and thinking quickly, the blonde points and yells, "Fire!

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