Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
A: A Selfie!
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
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When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
