A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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A presser in a tailor shop arrived one morning wearing a good sized diamond ring.
One of the tailors noticed the sparkler and asked about it.
"My mother-in-law gave me a thousand dollars before she passed away. She said that when she dies, I should buy a beautiful stone. So I did!
