A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
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I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say "you'll be next!"
They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !
